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FIRE FORGOTTEN AF... Posted by Russ Martin on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:00:00 PST |
Heckling 101 |
People in the '50s and '60s knew how to heckle. Now it's a lost art. There are too many hack hecklers out there. So here are a few tips for those who are serious about it.
1.) Never underestimate the ... Posted by Russ Martin on Wed, 30 May 2007 02:16:00 PST |
How To Handle A Fishmonger In The Comedy Workplace |
Ten things to say when your performance is interrupted by a heckler holding a fish:
1.) Hey! Look! A largemouth bastard chewing on a smallmouth bass turd.
2.) If Dr. Ruth were a taxidermist,... Posted by Russ Martin on Mon, 28 May 2007 12:02:00 PST |
Comedy Tips |
People say that I am always trying to undermine other comics. Nonsense! In fact, here are some tips to help my fellow comedians:
1. Be as filthy as you possibly can. Club owners eat that up. Open your... Posted by Russ Martin on Wed, 23 May 2007 07:58:00 PST |