I guess I’m not dead... |
Well, I guess I'm not dead. I know this for a fact because this morning, I ran full speed ahead at my van, doing full-on body block. If I was dead, I would go right through it. I didn't go right throu...
Posted by Jeff Lampton on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 01:34:00 PST |
Is time running out? Saturday, October 4th, 2008 |
Almost all of my life, since I was a little kid, I have been plagued with nightmares that I die in a car accident on Saturday, October 4th, 2008. My 34th birthday. Obviously, as a four year old---and ...
Posted by Jeff Lampton on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 12:15:00 PST |
Time for the next chapter |
Well, the time has come for my fat ass to disappear off into the horizon once again. Another journey beckons. Originally, the plan was to leave November 1st for...the first stop, Austin,Texas. Austin ...
Posted by Jeff Lampton on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 04:39:00 PST |
Holy Hollywood/Tommy Boy moment! |
We all get those Hollywood moments. Whether it's so dramatic or funny or BOTH and the "scene" plays out like a moment from one of your favorite movies. It's no secret that I have my fair share of "hol...
Posted by Jeff Lampton on Sat, 20 Sep 2008 02:24:00 PST |
What if...? |
What if your doctor called you and said you had cancer? What if he told you that it was late stage and there would be very little--if ANY---chance of surviving more than a month? What if?
Would y...
Posted by Jeff Lampton on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 10:10:00 PST |
The Loose Cannons Leave their mark in Chi-Town! |
So we hit Chicago last night...(no names will be used---maybe! Cuz the last time someone posted a blog about some bullshit and no names were used, it caused all kinds of bullshit drama). So anyway, we...
Posted by Jeff Lampton on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 07:57:00 PST |
I decided to start my own country |
I've been doing a lot of thinking: it's time to become my own country. How will this happen? I don't know. But I will get the ball rolling as soon as I can. My van will be registered as a nation unto ...
Posted by Jeff Lampton on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 03:14:00 PST |
chills down my spine |
Since moving in to my van, one of the benefits I have been enjoying is that I don't have a TV. I'll be the first to admit that I am a TV junkie. I will watching just about anything and everything...
Posted by Jeff Lampton on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 01:01:00 PST |
An open letter to The Loose Cannons Of Comedy |
(instead of sending a message to each one of you individually, I figured this would be a lot easier and less time consuming).
Believe it or not, last night was actually a good night. Even though there...
Posted by Jeff Lampton on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 12:21:00 PST |
Fun Funeral Friday |
nothing better to kick off your Friday morning with a funeral, along with the knowledge that I am definitely wrong in the head and more than likely going to Hell!
My Uncle Tim died this winter. He liv...
Posted by Jeff Lampton on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 11:42:00 PST |
