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First of all its all about FAITH AND DISCIPLINE!!! Faith is Key!...I will put it on my next t-shirt! Also, I love ellipses...I use them everywhere I can....like here....and here....and to be honest.....I really wanted to be a singer but I can't sing.... So, by default I am a COMEDIENNE. (Yes, I like being gender specific.) I am also a COMEDIAN. However I think 'comedienne' looks better esthetically. I am serious about fitness! Feed your body what it needs and it will be there when you need it!...ABS ARE NOT JUST FOR RAP STARS ANYMORE!!!! I have been doing stand up since I was 17 years old! Yet I quit to raise my kids..and my two exes....jk....took some time off, and now I am back on track. Just enjoying the ride.... And most importantly, I am a single mamma with three amazing beautiful talented little kids. I work for fundraisers, wineries, clubs, colleges and any HELL gig that will have me!! Now for ABOUT YOU! Come support Live Comedy! Muah!

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I'd like to meet:

OPRAH. OPRAH. OPRAH.

Music:

Queen, Keith Urban, Jellyfish, Linkin Park, Alicia Keys, Alanis Morrisett, Nirvana, Carlos Santana, Matchbox 20, Train, Rob Thomas, John Mayer, Rascal Flatts, Joss Stone, Blackeye Peas, Journey, Nickleback, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Kanya West, Corrine Bailey Ray, Gucci Mane, Stone Temple Pilots, Styx, ELO, Aerosmith, Bon Jovi, etc..........

Movies:

Shawshank Redemption, Bridges over Madison County, Camille Claudel, Butterfly, A Beautiful Life, Sixth Sense, Spiderman, The Village, Die Hard, Ratatouile sp?, Toy Story.....

Books:

Travelling Funeral, Left to Tell, The Four Agreements, Kite Runner, The DaVince Code, Light on Snow, The Purpose Driven Life, A Course in Miracles, Blink, Tipping Point, Sand in my Bra, the Dictionary ;-)

Heroes:

My Grandma Syd. ;-)

My Blog

Colored dust in my pantry.....

I admit that I cannot take an adult size multi vitamin if I am by myself. I am convinced that it will lodge in my throat in the attempt to swallow it, therefore choking me out, then dissolve...a...
Posted by Lizette on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 09:09:00 PST

Dana Carvey...and ME.....

I don't know if I am supposed to tell you this....but I heard....that Dana Carvey will be coming out to do some funny stuff....with Mark Pitta, Me....and lots of special guests.....COME CELEBRATE Mark...
Posted by Lizette on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 05:00:00 PST

My friend Mrs. Hughes

I have been amazed at how my friend Mrs. Hughes 'skewed views' video has been running rampant over the internet...I have received it three times as an attachment in my inbox. She is on the Crackle we...
Posted by Lizette on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 09:14:00 PST

Hoovers Live Show Friday

Posted by Lizette on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 09:05:00 PST

PASO ROBLES PRESS ARTICLE

Follow this link to Paso Robles Press article....http://www.pasoroblespress.com/fe_view_article.ph p?story_id=1046&page_id=74&heading=0
Posted by Lizette on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 10:11:00 PST

SLO TRIBUNE ARTICLE TODAY

Follow this link....http://www.sanluisobispo.com/427/story/173509.html
Posted by Lizette on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 10:07:00 PST

Radio Interview KPRL

So with this whole Crackle win I have been inteviewing with the local papers and earlier today the radio station KPRL. I didn't realize how poor my vernacular was....until this.I am interviewing...
Posted by Lizette on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 04:49:00 PST

Dumb car...

So it's not enough that I nearly totaled my car but the aftermath has been a nightmare! It is now three weeks after the mechanic's promise date to have my car finished and I still don't have it....
Posted by Lizette on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 09:41:00 PST

MYSPACE my HERO! CRACKLE ROCKS

A quick shout out to myspace! Seriously, I would have to say that over 90% of my networking and gigin has developed through myspace. Even though it's a huge hassle to type in some funky he...
Posted by Lizette on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 06:19:00 PST

Making Peace With an Old Gig.....

Sometimes I don't write as soon as I should. Like comedy is tragedy PLUS time. That's how my writing goes. I have to process sometimes first then comes the writing.We are going ...
Posted by Lizette on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 09:21:00 PST