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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Dudes who had a promising future in professional sports, but a college injury ruined it. Except, they're totally at peace with that.Chicks who used to be madly in love with some guy that broke their heart, and then years later they think they might have passed them on the street in full tranny get up.Children with unusally high intelligence that sound super adorable when they talk about all the stuff they know.Old women who raise gorillas like they were humans and then one day, one of the gorillas freaks out when the woman is having a dinner party and trashes the place.Career military types that secretly paint. Their paintings would probably be pretty mediocre, but it's still sweet that they have a sensitive side.Illegal Use of Hands

Music:

I've been listening to a lot of music lately. I think I've spent like two hundred dollars on CD's in the last couple months. Impressed?

Movies:

Yeah, I watch movies. I go to the theatre maybe like once a week. Sometimes I like the movie I watch, sometimes I don't. Either way, I'm talking through it.

Television:

I don't really watch television. Psych! Of course I do! I watch television like everyday yo.

Books:

My Middle Name Is Gay: The Marsha Gay Harden Story

Heroes:

Gandhi, Abed, etc.

My Blog

"Chopping Mall"

I'm sure most of you are now aware of the horrific events that transpired at the Glendale Galleria. Every day we open a newspaper we learn more and more of the terror that eight teenagers, two technic...
Posted by Ryan Ridley on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 06:35:00 PST

I told him so

When I found out about Heath Ledger's death, I was just as shocked as everyone else. He was a good actor, a father, and probably a decent guy. It's a shame no matter how you slice it. So I mean no dis...
Posted by Ryan Ridley on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 06:44:00 PST

Postal

I just watched a trailer for this new movie called "Postal." Here's the synopsis I found on the site...A religious charlatan (Foley), his mild mannered nephew (Ward) and a gang of bosomy commandos fac...
Posted by Ryan Ridley on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 03:07:00 PST

Five signs David DeAngelo is a scum bag

I don't know who David DeAngelo is, but I've been getting emails from him a few times a week for at least a year. He is some kind of self help guru whose specialty is helping yourself get laid. I didn...
Posted by Ryan Ridley on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 09:57:00 PST

News Bites

These are the headlines on my yahoo mail homepage followed by my in depth analysis:"Political Crisis Deepens in Lebanon"Yikes. Sounds bad. Crisis's... crisises... crisee? Either way, they're never goo...
Posted by Ryan Ridley on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 08:57:00 PST

Zardoz*

Zardoz. A Film By John Boorman Set In The Year 2293. Zardoz. A Hero Will Rape.Zardoz. Don't Fill Up On The Green Bread.Zardoz. Plastic. Try To Escape.Zardoz. What If You Were The Only Dude Who Could G...
Posted by Ryan Ridley on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 02:58:00 PST

The Bread Man

For the second time in as many months, Drew and I sat next to the infamous "Bread Man" at the Coffee Bean on Hillhurst in Los Feliz. The Bread Man is kinda like the "Mothman" or a Chupacabra except he...
Posted by Ryan Ridley on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 02:45:00 PST

Anyone want to make a Chris Crocker parody video?

I just got a beige sheet.
Posted by Ryan Ridley on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 04:02:00 PST

I don't care if my neighbor's seen me masturbating

I have a problem sleeping in late. Because of this, I need to keep my curtains open most of the time so that the little sunlight availlable to my bedroom window can inform my body that it's morning, o...
Posted by Ryan Ridley on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 07:39:00 PST

Loose Change

I just watched the documentary "Loose Change." What can I say? I'm speechless. The movie presented incredibly compelling evidence that the 9/11 attacks were engineered by our own government. I was ins...
Posted by Ryan Ridley on Wed, 30 May 2007 02:49:00 PST