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Martiros

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About Me

I like to do a lot of creative things and be a part of many fun projects, but i usually bite off more than i can chew. Which results in having no time for fun, friends and family. Which, in turn, results in me being a no-good flake. Sorry.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A girl who likes all the same stupid shit as me and loves me for liking stupid shit. Someone who likes my flaws just as much as my non-flaws :)

My Blog

3 Blogs About Cartoons

I'm sure most of you guys have noticed that i don't really blog often. Last time i blogged was months ago, which i actually ended up deleting because it was stupid and i made some people mad. And beca...
Posted by Martiros on Mon, 21 May 2007 12:30:00 PST

My Band's Music Video

Watch this! Its only 2 minutes long, so you have nothing to gripe about......
Posted by Martiros on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 05:48:00 PST

Things i used to jerk off to as a kid.

The past couple of days i've been cleaning out my room. I do it once every few years, and i go thru every nook and cranny. My closet, drawers, old boxes, etc. So yesterday, as i was cleaning out one o...
Posted by Martiros on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 07:30:00 PST

Do girls take shits?

And if so, how often? And if the answer is 'fairly often', then how the hell can they be so discreet? Seriously, i am really curious about this stuff. I was having an IM conversation with my friend S...
Posted by Martiros on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 03:27:00 PST

Do people give fellatio in this heat?

That's the question that's been on my mind ever since it starting getting so unbearably hot. The state of my crotch, between the hours of 11am to 6pm, is undescribable. When its time to pull ol' Admir...
Posted by Martiros on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 11:37:00 PST

My Ringtone defines who i am.

So stop complaining about it being too loud or too strange. Loud and strange are who i am! Deal with it. I'm unique. I have my own voice. My opinions and critiques are mine and mine alone. Nobody out ...
Posted by Martiros on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 12:45:00 PST

I want some titties!

And by saying that, i don't mean i want implants or anything like that. I just want a pair to have for my very own. To have by my side everytime i feel stressed or horny. Girls have no idea the fantas...
Posted by Martiros on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 03:19:00 PST

Nature Report!

Oh man, can you believe this shit? This guy got bitten by a Brown Recluse Spider. Apparently they thrive in the summer time, so be careful, kiddies! ---------------------------------------------------...
Posted by Martiros on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 12:50:00 PST

I'm going bald!

And it sucks...sorta. Its not too bad just yet, but its quickly getting to the point where no matter which way i comb it, i can't hide the receding areas. I'm 24 years old (turning 25 in May) and I'm ...
Posted by Martiros on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 03:07:00 PST

I just noticed...

...that several people are subscribed to my blogs. That's funny because i never write blogs. Why would someone subscribe when they can clearly see that the last blog i wrote was in, like, July or some...
Posted by Martiros on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 06:44:00 PST