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Vatche

Let's eat some buffalo wings.

About Me

Hi, My name is Vatche Panos. I love watching movies, and making funny. I don't leave my house too often, and I eat about once a day. Most of my day is spent worrying. People scare me. I go to the bathroom a lot, and have pooping problems. I listen to gypsy music. My middle name is William. My fathers name was William. My father died a few years ago, and I live at home wih my mom and sister. I'm 28. I'm Armenian. People can't pronounce my name right. I'm very bad at math. VERY BAD. When I was a kid I saw the real Santa Clause.Here's a list of my phobias: - moths - claustrophobia - flying - driving long distances - people - public placesI also have a little OCD.

My Interests

futbol

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Pump audio.

Movies:

Hi :)

Television:

Discovery Channel

Books:

I read books.

Heroes:

Steven Wright, Matt Berry, Wayne Gretzky, Jurgen Klinsmann

My Blog

MONEY JOKES!!! LoLs!

RoFL!!1!11 This is a collection of money jokes I've written.  I hope you all enjoy my money jokes. These jokes are created to put a smile on your face, and to be funny LawL! RofL! Enjoy...
Posted by Vatche on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 05:04:00 PST

Rolly Polly

What the fuck happened to these things? I haven't seen one of these assholes since I was a kid. ...
Posted by Vatche on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 02:44:00 PST

I parked in front of a driveway.

Last night when I got home I found a sweet parking spot between two cars, close to the apartment. This morning I found out I parked in front of someones driveway and they were late for work. They...
Posted by Vatche on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST