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Justin Roiland

watch your style

About Me

I am alright i guess. i try my best sometimes, but not right now. right now i am sleepy... p.s. i like smiles and dials i like rockets and sockets i like grinning and beginning. etc....

My Interests

video games, comic books, candy, and black cocks in my ass (just kidding about the black cocks part!)

I'd like to meet:

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Smiles and Dials and Miles Provided By comicsacrifice.com

Music:

Throwing muses, grandaddy, mazzy star, american analog set, yo la tengo, boards of canada, alice in chains, belly, veruca salt, the shins, DJ shadow, tristeza, elysian fields, beck, queens of the stone age, nirvana, led zep, jesus and mary chain, electric six, heart, stereolab, jefferson airplane, neil young, ice cube, the frogs, and many more that i can't get into right now.

Movies:

wet hot american summer, american psycho, dead alive, waiting for guffman, night of the living dead (90's remake), UHF, the dark cyrstal, high fidelity, childs play, nightmare on elm street, jason X, and asian porn movies!!

Television:

mr.show, shows about insects, larry sanders show, tv funhouse, shows about science, UCB, strangers with candy, Cosmos, daily show, ren and stimpy, the science channel, the video game channel, the APRENTICE (yur firlied), the crumbly show, crumbly and the crumblysons, crumbly mc crumbleson, and carey and the crumblesons.

Books:

i love books, because i'm a fan of paper

Heroes:

Mecca-Lecca-High Mecca-Hiney-Chiny-Hoe, churry chrustmeck, muhkale hee-hunts, and shoohants shanhants. ALSO = food balls, "yummy wet" and "slurp drips" ALSO = terry flapp, terry knuckle pie, and wheegie jerryson.

My Blog

SLOTTING, did you know about this?

Most large grocery chains actually "sell" shelf-space for an arbitrary, hidden, cash-free, called "slotting". "Slotting" all but eliminates MANY innovative, desirable, and HEALTHY products from enteri...
Posted by dummy face on Tue, 29 May 2007 02:12:00 PST

Look at ALLLLLL my friends.

Hey everyone! All 387+ of you. Look. Lets cut the bullshit here. There's more strangers in this lot than there are people I know in real life. You could be some lunatic maniac out to kill me and wear ...
Posted by dummy face on Mon, 28 May 2007 07:49:00 PST

Demystifying Scientology's Fundamental Reality -- The BT's

In Scientology, the information contained in its confidential "upper levels" isa closely guarded secret. Many people have paid hundreds of thousands ofdollars to reach these levels, only to discover t...
Posted by dummy face on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 10:04:00 PST

Better safe than sorry

The father of a california teenager called the FBI after his son was threatened by an ohio teenager during an Xbox live chat. The ohio boy claimed that he would bring a 9mm gun to the california boys ...
Posted by dummy face on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 11:10:00 PST

Have you seen us 02

Here is the original:   And here is my version:   ...
Posted by dummy face on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 06:52:00 PST

Have you seen us

I don't think many people pay much attention to the "have you seen us" cards/ coupons that come in the mail several times a week. I think i've come up with a better way to present the information to p...
Posted by dummy face on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 02:23:00 PST

uh oh jennifer

The tools for procrastination surround us -- "TVs in every room, online video, Web-surfing, cell phones, video games, iPods and BlackBerries." says a reliable source..."Is it procrastination or just c...
Posted by dummy face on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 12:58:00 PST

Sick.

I'm home, in bed, sick. The only place i want to be is at work. That tells me that i have an amazing job. Don't you forget it!
Posted by dummy face on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 10:18:00 PST

private entry

this is a private entry that everyone will want to read even more just because it is private. people will e-mail me and ask me about this blog entry because they can not see it. hahah. this is a great...
Posted by dummy face on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 11:45:00 PST

uh oh doctor

A doctor who performed abortions was shot to death by a sniper in his western New York home Friday night in an attack denounced as "terrorism" by the state's governor. "It's beyond a tragedy. It's re...
Posted by dummy face on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 07:01:00 PST