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Jen Kirkman

Buy my comedy album "Self Help." Details below on right.

About Me


Our goal is to sell this show out! Help make it happen!
June, 14 2008 - 10:00PMorgan Murphy presents Jen Kirkman @ UCB 5919 Franklin Avenue Los Angeles , CA 90028 Cost: $8Reserve now! (323) 908-8702 Special Guest: Paul F. Tompkins - and more!!!

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My Blog

Now they have a dog and a Welcome Mat

I'm very conflicted about my thoughts about the Homeless People in my back alley. They technically do not live on my property but they are a stone's throw, or more accurately, a morning's worth of phl...
Posted by Jen Kirkman on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 10:54:00 PST

PRE Order Self Help

Hey gang!Interested in getting my new comedy album but can't wait until February 6th? Well, hold your horses, or run wildly with them, whichever you prefer because now you can PRE ORDER the album! Thi...
Posted by Jen Kirkman on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 03:40:00 PST

Alcoholic Ghosts

I don't want to be cornered in a booth, is that too much to ask from life?  I'm what I like to self-diagnose as a "part-time-co-dependent". I have handfuls of people in my life and on the outskir...
Posted by Jen Kirkman on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 11:25:00 PST

A Pathetic Letter From 1998

So, when I moved from NYC to L.A., I didn't have much room to take certain things with me, like my box of letters, pictures and keepsakes. My friend Sarah has had this box for six years and she just m...
Posted by Jen Kirkman on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 02:02:00 PST

This Week with Kirkman

Hi gang, Just added. Some awesome shows for the weekend and Monday, which is not the weekend but the weekbeg. Whatever. Saturday, January 20th @ 9pm (Doors at 8:30pm) Zach Galifianakis & friends ...
Posted by Jen Kirkman on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 08:11:00 PST

First 10 Responders Get Free Tix

Hey gang, Taking a breather from my usual whining and self-promotion to promote a friend's new indie flick, Happy Holidays. The movie will have a private screening on Thursday, February 1st @ 7pm in B...
Posted by Jen Kirkman on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 03:41:00 PST

One hundred and WHAT MANY POUNDS???

I could lose twenty pounds. But I won't. I'm going to lose ten. And I've avoided blogging about it for so long because that's a little too personal and it's also not very charming and it's also too 'd...
Posted by Jen Kirkman on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 02:34:00 PST

L.A. Assholes  Black Soap Edition

It can sometimes take the piss out of a young girl, just trying to buy a bar of soap in L.A. If I were a celebrity I know it would be easier. Or if people just recognized me for the celebrity amongst ...
Posted by Jen Kirkman on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 09:09:00 PST

Tonight's Golden Globe Awards

If you people lived with me you'd get to experience the joy of my non-stop, funny-to-no-one joke that I keep repeating every 20 minutes..."I'm going to keep watching to see if I'm nominated for anythi...
Posted by Jen Kirkman on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 10:22:00 PST

Cameron and Justin

Sometimes my boyfriend Neil and I just click conversationally and you never know when it's going to happen. It's not always when planned, like at nice dinners or nights planned at home. But the other...
Posted by Jen Kirkman on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 04:42:00 PST