Neil Daniel Mahoney - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I cannot light my own farts but not for lack of trying. Working hard to be hardly working. Partying hard to be hardly partying.

My Interests

Becoming a more caring and sensitive executioner.

I'd like to meet:

Meeting People Is Easy.

Music:

EARLY MAN, Dragonforce, Slayer, Helms, Diamond Nights, Giant Drag, Nutra, The Rolling Blackouts, Lightning Bolt, Melvins, Jay-z, Ok Go, The Clash and Morrissey because my girlfriend likes him and if I didn't pretend to at least sort of enjoy it.

Movies:

Looney Toons movies, documentaries i find fascinating, Fight Club and Internet beastiality quicktime flicks.

Books:

Shroud of the Thwacker -chris elliot. I've been reading it off and on for three months and have yet to finish.

Heroes:

Social climbers, see-and-be-seen-sters, every person who has started their own "T-shirt Company". Everyone waiting for a hand-out. The implementor of capitalist worker/manager dynamic in the public education system. The comedian known as "Hamburger". Fat vegans, self pitying egomaniacs.

My Blog

Hip Hop and Judgement

This is plain text blog editor because i'm loyal to the Safari browser. Fuck "Tom" and Rupert Murdoch (?)I am writing just to let everyone know what a marvelous experience it is to listen to Jay Z al...
Posted by Neil Daniel Mahoney on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 12:34:00 PST

Freelance Marketing Exec.

I just woke up. I had a bit of the "disco napsasias" I'm watching some of the Morgan Spurlock series that is basically re-working his whole Supersize Me schtick, and putting people in the places ...
Posted by Neil Daniel Mahoney on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 01:46:00 PST

Ex Friendster

I deleted my friendster account today. Being a member of one of these things is bad enough, but do i really need two, and one of which is mearly "checked up on" and strung along? I hadn't had a dece...
Posted by Neil Daniel Mahoney on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 10:03:00 PST

Tingy dongy

I am sick and have an illness. I had a job interview today for another job that makes us go through hotels and airports. this would make six plane trippys november alone! I wish I could make money ...
Posted by Neil Daniel Mahoney on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 09:57:00 PST

Magifantastic!

Urp. I'm at home and tried to go to sleeps for ten or so minutes then thought i heard a noise of electronic contactification. Now i'm up. Tomorrow i run for the border... not the taco bell border b...
Posted by Neil Daniel Mahoney on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 10:01:00 PST

Sorry Blog Text is Small-Finger Chili

My macintosh doesn't support the advanced text editor. so fuck off. Not to name names, but a certain MJ was aquitted of K-Fing today. Totally sweet. He also farted in my finger chili. I like tha...
Posted by Neil Daniel Mahoney on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Off The Chizzle!

I returned to my lover Manuel today... Manuel Labor. For a fellow who i don't want to associate myself with anymore, he sure was glad to see me. No aches, no pains, and only wanted to give me a Son...
Posted by Neil Daniel Mahoney on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

stomach riot

I had a late night snack last night. It was supposed to be a healthy alternative, but instead it was fart fuel. I had tuna and pickles and triscuits and a twenty ounce glass of metamucil. Last th...
Posted by Neil Daniel Mahoney on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Plain text editor

My mom edited a bad local art magazine. I edited a worse national magazine. Today i dropped off the creator at the flying machine room and then snuck up the four oh five california shitpipe to saint...
Posted by Neil Daniel Mahoney on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Filling

Tonight i went drinking with my creator. We went eating too. I dipped my steak in stuff that made me want to sneeze but then when i resisted the temptation to, it gave a little buzz. It was somethi...
Posted by Neil Daniel Mahoney on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST