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Cash

Jesus hates me cause I love you.

About Me

Taller than most, I get quiet when sad, angry, or when calling the police. A sucker for 4/4 time with a romantic attachment to black people, which has made me unpopular in the free jazz clubs I hang out in.

My Interests

myself. to a lesser degree, others.

I'd like to meet:

Captian America. and Private Bolivia.

Music:

The Bacon Brothers, Dogstar, 40 Odd Foot of Grunts.

Movies:

A terrible way to make a living.

Television:

Less money, more problems, steady paychecks.

Books:

fascinated by the low brow masquerading as the highbrow but in actaulity the low brow

Heroes:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/cashhartzell/

My Blog

after work

Last ciggarette of the night. Standing in the backyard, 4:15 in the morning. I'm staring at something, thinking about something else. Faintly I hear hear what sounds like the scream of a table saw and...
Posted by Cash on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 04:39:00 PST

why, what are you doing?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_errors_on_Portuguese_ex -Colonies_stamps_of_Angola_1921
Posted by Cash on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 02:31:00 PST

the best line I heard all week...

"Back so soon? What, you miss me?""No, but I know you missed me, so I figured I'd do you a favor."
Posted by Cash on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 06:09:00 PST

Why I love Omar Visquel

Vizquel's mark: Omar Vizquel passed Ozzie Smith and established the major-league record for shortstops by turning his 1,591st double play. The Rockies tried to present Vizquel the actual base, but he ...
Posted by Cash on Mon, 14 May 2007 04:07:00 PST

There's a bounty out on a man named Yorvit Torrealba

Angry Kline: The Rockies scored their second run Sunday on an RBI single by Chris Iannetta in the ninth inning after former Giants catcher Yorvit Torrealba singled against Steve Kline and took second ...
Posted by Cash on Mon, 14 May 2007 04:06:00 PST

SAT

I didn't do well the first time I took the SAT. "Smell that!" Higbee rubbed two fingers under my nose. I smelled something faint and kinda rancid. I was standing in the courtyard of the three hundred ...
Posted by Cash on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 03:59:00 PST

tour highlight

When you're happy cause they put you next to elevator 'cause you're gonna be here a few days and now all you have to remembr is a floor number instead of a room number, 'cause all hotel doors look the...
Posted by Cash on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 09:53:00 PST

worst first...

Worst First Novel First Lines.All this introspection has got me steaming.Henceforth will flow All Of ACDC Lyrics in Alphabetical Order.The term Jews' Harp is wrong in three ways.Truman Capote strangel...
Posted by Cash on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 10:38:00 PST

Volkswagen commercials...

The white volkswagen commercials, hilighting safety. People sit in these cars, having inanne conversations, until their world is violently rocked. My and Martys suggestions for mores.1.White Volkswage...
Posted by Cash on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 04:15:00 PST

We wanna rock...

alternative approaches. If it's not too much trouble, we'd prefer to rock. Hello, Rockin'? Yes, I'd like a reservation for seven. There will be four of us. And we'll need a boosterseat. With...
Posted by Cash on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 03:35:00 PST