sticking foreign objects up my nose,
paying for things with exact change,
prostitute and stripper blogs,
being shanghaied by the Girly Freakshow,
whimsy, irony,
the ridiculous, the sublime,
hot chicks,
whippits,
remixing my brother's brilliant songs,
spinning in circles,
getting drunk and acting like an ass,
pictures of sleeping people,
old people who swear,
fire arts,
dangerous women (and those who appreciate them,)
sideshows,
Bollywood,
tattoos,
fat kid love,
horror movies,
pouring 40s out for my homies,
knitting,
costume making,
wrestling,
NPR,
ninjas,
cult leading,
This American Life,
religions,
Penn and Teller,
crack,
David Lachapelle,
serial killing,
general mayhem
I'd like to meet:
People who want to rumble,
Jayne Cobb (Let me dream!)
"free thinkers,"
NPR junkies,
Elizabeth Berkley,
juggalos and juggalettes,
Broken Lizard, but especially Kevin Heffernan,
Professional Wrestlers,
Roller Girls,
Alan Rickman,
grammar snobs (this section should really be called "whom I'd like to meet,)
fashionistas,
Parker Posey,
anyone who can make me genuinely laugh,
independant women,
Jessica Biel's ass,
fat kids,
photographers,
strippers,
Jessica Biel,
Steven St. Croix,
other cubby chasers,
women who really know themselves,
hot chicks,
guys with big brains and sharp tongues,
and of course, knitters.
Music:
Abba,
Christina Agui-lagi-lara,
Tori Amos,
The Beach Boys,
Beck,
Ben Folds Five,
Bjork,
Blaze,
Blur,
Monserat Caballe,
Cake,
John Coltrane,
Chris Cornell,
The Cure,
D'Angelo,
Dark Lotus,
Dido,
Lee Dydo,
Dream Theater,
Faure,
Foo Fighters,
Gnarls Barkley,
Gorillaz,
PJ Harvey,
Heart,
Buddy Holly,
Insane Clown Posse,
Billy Idol,
Journey,
Mahler,
Mindless Self Indulgence,
Muse,
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds,
NOFX,
Orf,
Outkast,
Pink Floyd,
Postal Service,
Prince,
Puccini,
Queen,
Queens of the Stoneage,
The Reverend Horton Heat,
tha R.O.C,
Raphael Sadiq
Schubert,
William Shatner,
Sirvix,
Smokey Robinson and the Miracles,
System of a Down,
Tenacious D,
Twiztid,
Weezer.
Movies:
Showgirls,
Alien,
Amelie,
An American Werewolf in London,
Babe,
Battle Royal,
Batman,
Batman Returns,
Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon,
The Big Lebowsky,
Big Money Hustlas,
Big Trouble in Little China,
Berry Gordy's The Last Dragon,
Blade Runner,
Blue Velvet,
Boogie Nights,
Born Twiztid,
Casshern,
Cronos,
Day of the Dead,
Dead Alive,
Devil in the Flesh,
The Devil’s Backbone,
Donnie Darko,
Dot and the Kangaroo,
Edward Scissorhands,
The Elephant Man,
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind,
Evil Dead 2,
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas,
Fight Club,
Fire Walk With Me,
From Dusk ‘til Dawn
Happiness,
Heavenly Creatures,
Hellboy,
Lilo and Stitch,
Little Shop of Horrors,
Magnolia,
The Matrix,
Meet the Feebles,
Monsters Inc.,
Moulin Rouge
Night of the Living Dead,
Ocean’s Eleven,
A Nightmare on Elm Street,
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest,
Opera,
Pan's Labryinth,
Pulp Fiction,
Secretary,
Serenity,
Shaun of the Dead,
Showgirls,
Suicide Club,
Suspiria
Swampthing,
Team America,
The Third Man,
True Romance,
and oh, Showgirls (seriously, if you have not watched the VIP edition with commentary, you are missing out on the best post-modern comedy of our time.)
Television:
Firefly,
Iron Chef,
Raw, and Smackdown,
Twin Peaks,
WSOP.
Books:
And the Ass Saw the Angel,
Etiquette for Outlaws,
Fight Club
Good Omens,
The Hitchhiker's Trilogy,
Knitting from the Top,
Lachappelle Land,
The Lovely Bones,
Modesty Blaise,
Neverwhere,
The Patchwork Cat,
The Phantom of the Opera,
Portrait of a Film: Showgirls,
The Story of O,
To Kill a Mockingbird,
Watchmen.
Heroes:
Miss Satanica,
Berry Gordy,
Gina Gershon,
Your Mom,
My Momma,
James Spaniolo,
Bob Kane,
Marty Quinn,
Bruce Campbell,
Kevyn Aucoin,
Sam Remi,
Andrew Stanton,
Julie Newmar,
Charlie Kaufman,
David Lachapelle,
Bettie Page,
Albert Einstein,
Penn Jillette,
Satoko Shinashi,
small business owners!
