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About Me

My photos are in chronilogical order in case you want to see the aging process on a showgirl.

SIDESHOW DARLING, BURN-PROOF WITCH, STUNT WOMAN, MOTHER, WITCH-LOVER, WRITER, FABRICATOR, PROP MISTRESS, COSTUMER, PUPPETEER, PROFESSIONAL TROUBLEMAKER.
Champion of the lost arts.

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I'm from Hollywood. I've got all the brains.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2482318/
This video has one of the strangest things I've ever done

I like to laugh at my own jokes and am a self proclaimed casting genius. I've been called difficult to deal with at best, but I think I'm nice. In my spare time I like to lay about in bed and eat cookies.
THE MICHIGAN G.O.P. HATES ME- 49 STATES TO GO!
"She's like Iggy Pop with tits and make-up", comedian Blaine Capach.

I grew up in the same shit town in Idaho as Dame Darcy, Larva, and Jared Gold. I schemed every night of getting out of there and fulfilling my dreams of becoming a full-scale unholy terror. I surely wasn't cut out to be a breeding sow or a secretary, or a Mormon farmer's wife. I am a REAL reform school girl. I have been to jail and to the Chateau Marmont. I try to do it all so you don't have to.
I despise mood regulators of all kinds- so if you are on any of the government drugs- like zoloft, prozak, or lithium, I probably won't want to have anything to do with you- for you cannot be trusted- and you are an idiot.
You scored as Hedonism. Your life is guided by the principles of Hedonism: You believe that pleasure is a great, or the greatest, good; and you try to enjoy life?s pleasures as much as you can.
?Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die!?
More info at Arocoun's Wikipedia User Page...
Hedonism

100%

Existentialism

85%

Utilitarianism

80%

Justice (Fairness)

70%

Nihilism

40%

Apathy

30%

Strong Egoism

20%

Divine Command

10%

Kantianism

5%
What philosophy do you follow? (v1.03)
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My Interests

Magic, Graveyards, Ghosts, Witches, other Bats.
Art faggotry.

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I'd like to meet:

Frank Zappa, Krishna, The Residents, Wendy O. Williams, Alistair Crowley, GG Allin, Timothy Leary, Nicoli Tesla, King Tut, Harriet Tubman, Orson Welles, Sid Vicious, Charles Manson, Jimmy Carter, and YOU!
Yup, I already met the lover of my beautiful dreamy nightmares:

Music:

Adam and the Ants, The Ramones, Joy Division, Bela Bartok, WEEN, The Gun Club, Sly and the Family Stone, Edith Piaf, Foetus, Fishbone, And anything Mike Patton does.

Movies:

The Naked Kiss, Pan's Labyrinth, Beauty and the Beast, The Loved One, Ed Wood, Serial Mom, Pink Flamingos, Shock Corridor, The Amazing Mr. Bickford, Zoolander, The Color Purple, Gypsy, Singing in the Rain, Ma Vie En Rose, Heavenly Creatures, Battle Royale,Wild in the Streets, The Baron of Arizona, White Dog (see a trend here?), New Wave Hookers 2, Taxi Driver (I want to fuck Travis Bickel,of course!), Shakes the Clown, Romero's Dawn of the Dead, The Dawn of the Dead remake, Hearts of Darkness, Raising Arizona, The Thin Man, Repo Man, Play Misty For Me

Movies I'm in- of course! Bigtime, Spring Forward, Fall Back, Into the Wild (Coming Soon! Directed by Sean Penn!), and various porno movies (doing fire stunts, of course, silly!) for Penthouse and Playgirl!

Television:

No. Netflix, Cinefile, Jerrys. I haven't watched the news for almost a year.
The shows I've worked on making puppets: Mad TV, Action League Now!, Mr. Bill's X-Mas Special! Sesame Street!

Books:

Patrick Dennis,Van Sacher-Masoch, Bataille, Sapphire, Dorothy Parker, The Brother Grimm, Hunter S. Thompson, Harry Crosby, P.K. Dick, Lewis Carroll, Beverly Cleary, and Roald Dahl.
I also like these books: Perfume (and I loved the movie version as well), Shock Value, The Crimson Petal and the White (and anything about whore culture at all, really), Geek Love, Fat Food Nation, Animal Farm, Harry Potter, The Scum Manifesto.
I wrote something in this one And this one... And this one...
Hideous Tales was called "Hot reading" by Thurston Moore of Sonic Youth. He also said to "Get it." and you should. You can contact me here for more info on obtaining Hideous Tales.
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Heroes:

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SATAN'S ANGEL

My Blog

I guess I’m not alone.

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Posted by Satanica Batcakes on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 09:24:00 PST

I thought this was HEE-LARRY-OOOOSS!!!!

Because of the recent mall shootings in Oklahoma I decided to look up what had happened to the original mall shooter, Sylvia Seegrist. What I found was this: (screen cap) Hehe. See the irony? http://w...
Posted by Satanica Batcakes on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:36:00 PST

Holiday Gift Ideas!

Want something for that special glamour girl or boy? Well then check out my ebay store!http://stores.ebay.com/Batcakes-CoutureMore items to be added daily!Coming soon: Victorian collars with art by Da...
Posted by Satanica Batcakes on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:56:00 PST

Go see the Guignol Tonite (and for the next few weeks!)

My awesome boyfriend is in this:Why here he is now:And in the L.A.TImes Calendar section (p.5):http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/la-gd-perf22nov22 ,1,7856368.storyAnd in the City Beat:http://www.lac...
Posted by Satanica Batcakes on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 10:37:00 PST

The Chiodos Claymation Christmas Shorts Are Here!

..> You can now see the amazing clips I was working on all October at the Chiodo Bros. here:http://www.ae.com/web/77e/winter-tales/?_requestid=3620 10swfIf you look closely in the behind the scenes v...
Posted by Satanica Batcakes on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 10:08:00 PST

Because I Rule.

Even though I have not worked a Lucha Libre event since 2004 the press still uses my image to illustrate what Lucha is: http://www.divus.cz/umelec/en/pages/umelec.php?id=1108&r oc=2007&cis=2 Cu...
Posted by Satanica Batcakes on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 07:20:00 PST

Midnight Saturday.

I will be doing something adorabley disgusting at the Steve Allen Theater in the Tomorrow Show.The Tomorrow Show is my favorite place to be on a Saturday night. It's fun, it's five bucks, it's all age...
Posted by Satanica Batcakes on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 10:23:00 PST

Boo!

Happy Halloween! Tonite come take a dip with me in a heated luxurious rooftop pool in hidiously scary downtown Los Angeles! I will be there to entertain you along with Spooky La Boo! Classy and FREE! ...
Posted by Satanica Batcakes on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 07:22:00 PST

Never let them get you down. My new job!

Finally I got my dream job!I am working here: It took me a long ass time to get here- geez!FINALLY!!!Love,Satanica...
Posted by Satanica Batcakes on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 09:36:00 PST

It’s a Miracle!

Posted by Satanica Batcakes on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 05:23:00 PST