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Cookie Tuff

Headed for the Big Time. Toilet Paper Still Stuck to Shoe.

About Me

roller coaster rider. cultural historian. griever. believer. pre/post-zinester/drummer/burlesquer. current nerd and wanna-be author/scholar. here for representing the beefy broads of yesterday, today, and tomorrow. sick of sorrow.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.1

My Interests

fat chicks of yore. performance history. dancing as an anti-depressant, real conversations. vulnerability. chocolate mousse. my friends. putting boobs in faces. champagne. hotel/motel rooms. booty banging. road trips. bubble baths. my cat patsy. words that end in "esque". cheap decadence. hot tubs and saunas. revolution in the style of numerous fabulous possibilities. politicizing the youth.

I'd like to meet:

glamour research nerds. fighters and writers. motherless daughters. freaky deaky historians. abject academics. obtuse absurdists. obese octopi. whipsmart hotties of the male persuasion with either plumbing, born before the eighties.PLEASE DON'T ASK TO ADD ME IF I DON"T KNOW YOU AND YOU HAVE A BAND OR A "PROJECT"!

Music:

old girly punk. musical soundtracks. lady blues. old country. gloom n doom. gay cabaret. kmel jams. trashy rock n roll.

Movies:

john waters. russ meyers. penelope spheeris. anything with costumes by edith head or adrian.

Television:

project runway. top chef. six feet under. deadwood. carnivale.

Books:

authors: lillian faderman. dorothy allison. bell hooks. greil marcus. sarah waters. audre lorde. walter benjamin. susan bordo.

Heroes:

my mom

My Blog

babies babies babies

Dear society,What is it with you guys? Why is it that when someone who happens to be female gets to be a certain age, the expression "a certain age" is used? But seriously, why is it that just cuz i'm...
Posted by Cookie Tuff on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 11:48:00 PST

Professor Tuff in the Buff

It may seem to some folks like I've dissapeared off the face of the earth, so I wanted to get bloggy about what I've been up to, cuz I'm excited as fuk. So, as most of yous know, I've been back at sch...
Posted by Cookie Tuff on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 07:45:00 PST

Fireflies and Massive Roaches

I've seen both in the last few days here in NY. As soon as we got to my dad's house (formerly known as my parents' house) there were fireflies everywhere. so pretty, all bright flourescent yellow glow...
Posted by Cookie Tuff on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 01:00:00 PST

Dare I Enter the Blogosphere?

I have a secret. I've been thinking about blogging. It seems like a good way to get some writing done, be the fabulous cultural critic I fancy myself to be when I'm taking a bubble bath or waiting for...
Posted by Cookie Tuff on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 11:05:00 PST