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Janelle

Livin La Vida Granny...

About Me

Comic artist, animator, writer, lover of trash, goofball.

My Interests

Comic books, old people, watching people who run funny, watching people fall, Bernadette Peters playing trumpet, Tatum O' Neal playing baseball, coffee, animation, film, tourist traps (esp. broken down, strugglin, or otherwise fucked up), haunted houses, the drive-in, old trailers, trees, shacks, Hawaii, cheap laffs, doin' it in cars, drinking in bushes, reckless escape, Joey Ramone, beach bonfires in ill-advised locations

I'd like to meet:

A beacon of hope in a sea of human garbage.

Music:

The Germs, The Ramones, Los Canadians, Prince, Stevie Wonder, Bikini Kill, The Dicks, Tiny Blobs Solo, Younger Lovers

Movies:

Paris Texas, Over The Edge, Little Darlings, The Jerk,Ice Storm, John Waters, Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf?, What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?, Bad News Bears,Harold & Maude, My Best Fiend, Grumpy Old Men, Naked Kiss, Car Wash, Switchblade Sisters, any dumb 80's comedy, The Swimmer, Bad Seed, Meatballs.

Television:

Freaks + Geeks, I Shouldn't Be Alive!, Golden Girls

Books:

Flannery O'Connor, Jerzy Kozinski, Zora Neale Hurston, Ring Lardner, Carson McCullers, Tennesse Williams, Truman Capote, Cruddy, autobios, MAD magazine, + tons of comics.

Heroes:

Dee(from What's Happening), Cookie Mueller, Dori Seda, Richie Bucher. Hilarious + trashy broads who commit daily social blunders. People who are positive and productive, but not in a way that makes me wanna barf.

My Blog

Whole Lotta Rosie

How awesome would it be to wake up in the morning and get to have breakfast with Rosie Grier? LOOK AT HIS FACE! He is so awesome! No one else in the world could have pulled off this song.Oth...
Posted by Janelle on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 01:28:00 PST

Bon Bon Land

How much are tickets to Denmark? ...
Posted by Janelle on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 05:33:00 PST

It’s uncanny!

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Posted by Janelle on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 09:38:00 PST

Island Ron & Friends

2 seconds before I drowned:5 days after our plane crashed:Island Ron:Just another blowhole (aka "date night"):Banana crap:Ron ends it all:Uku Busters:...
Posted by Janelle on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 05:41:00 PST

Shitty Puss

Went to the Unlovables/Nar/Four Eyes show in SF the other night. Every granny in town was there! Hello, the cryptkeeper called, he wants his hella ancient ass back! Girdles were poppin and the dust wa...
Posted by Janelle on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 02:31:00 PST

Bye, Weekly World News

I am sad that your brand of tabloid can no longer survive in today's savage periodical jungle. Alien sex and chupacabra aren't depraved enough anymore, the people demand panty-less debutantes and blow...
Posted by Janelle on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 09:29:00 PST

More movie reviews

BUGThe commercials made this movie out to be a horror film, but I think it's because the studio couldn't figure out any other way to market it. Kind-of a cross between the creepiness of David Cronenbe...
Posted by Janelle on Wed, 30 May 2007 02:40:00 PST

Shitty Town Tuesdays

Among the many summer plans I have broiling in the ol' brain cauldron, is the resurrection of Shitty Town Tuesday. Shitty Town Tuesday was born back when I had the Landshark (r.i.p.), me and ravi used...
Posted by Janelle on Sun, 20 May 2007 02:47:00 PST

BT

Burgertime was all obsessed with Richie's stack of boxes in our front room. Then I saw one marked "Wizards Treasure". Now I'm obsessed, too! p.s. Check out my ebay store to purchase 100% authentic Ric...
Posted by Janelle on Sat, 05 May 2007 04:31:00 PST

It's hard out here for a p-nut

first draft. hand drawn and colored. Captured in Frame Thief, edited in Final Cut....
Posted by Janelle on Tue, 01 May 2007 02:49:00 PST