SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE |
- THE SMELL OF OLD PEE IN A JUG
Posted by ALEX on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 09:12:00 PST |
COMPLEX IDEAS |
GOD HARRY POTTER IS SO STUPID! YOU WOULD THINK AS A VICTIM OF THE FOSTER CARE SYSTEM HE WOULD BE HARDENED, BITTER AND STREET-SAVY, BUT TIME AND TIME AGAIN HE LETS HIMSELF GET SNAGGED IN THE OBVIOUS PI...
Posted by ALEX on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 09:31:00 PST |
SOS |
I'M TRAPPED IN MY ROOM WHILE THESE PEOPLE ARE FILMING A LESBIAN PORNO IN MY LIVING ROOM! THERE'S SO MUCH MOANING AND THEN WEIRD SPORADIC LAUGHTER FROM LIKE THE WHOLE CREW. WHAT COULD BE SO FUNNY??? I ...
Posted by ALEX on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 02:53:00 PST |
POLITICS |
TAN FRANCISCO IS WEIRD. EVERYONE IS A COMMUNIST. I LIVE IN A 3000 SQUARE FOOT LOFT FOR NO MONEY! YESTERDAY WE WENT TO AN ALL CHICANO COMMUNE HOUSE WHERE THEY THROW PARTIES FOR GAYS TO SHOW OFF HOW LIB...
Posted by ALEX on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 05:04:00 PST |
TWHERE I’M AT |
I MOVED AND THE ONLY REAL NOTABLE THING ABOUT THE TRIP WAS THIS QUOTE, "ALEX WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO LEARN THAT I DON'T EVER WANT TO SMELL WHAT'S ON YOUR FINGERS?!"
Posted by ALEX on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 07:48:00 PST |
HI-LITES |
THERE'S SO MUCH RUMBLINGS AROUND TOWN ABOUT THE PARTY BEING OVER BUT I AM HERE TO SAY THAT THE PARTY HAS JUST BEGUN! TODAY I'M ROUNDING OUT A VERY SERIOUS 3-DAY DRINKING BINGE THAT HAS LEFT ME PARALYZ...
Posted by ALEX on Tue, 06 May 2008 12:48:00 PST |
CLUB TOUR |
WELL I GOT KICKED OUT OF YET ANOTHER GAY BAR OF COURSE! I REALLY WANT TO START BUILDING A NATIONAL REPUTATION FOR THIS AND I THINK I'M WELL ON MY WAY. I.B.T.'S, THE ONLY GAY BAR IN TUCSON, AZ, IS TOTA...
Posted by ALEX on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 08:26:00 PST |
SEESONS |
THIS IS MY FAVORITE SEASON BECAUSE IT IS THE BEST TIME OF THE YEAR TO ALIENATE THE PEOPLE AROUND ME BY MY WANTON NEAR-NUDITY IN PUBLIC! TODAY I STARTED THE FIRST OF MANY DAYS I'M SURE OF GARDENING ON ...
Posted by ALEX on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 01:24:00 PST |
MY DREAM |
OMG AFTER YELLING AT MY BF FOR GIVING ME SYPHILIS (HE DIDN'T I THINK IT'S JUST RING WORM) I HAD AN AMAZING DREAM THAT HE SHOWED UP AT MY HOUSE UNANNOUNCED WITH A FLOOR LINK SABLE FUR COAT FOR ME!!!AND...
Posted by ALEX on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:03:00 PST |
SMALL THING |
I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT IF YOU HAPPENED TO SCOPE OUT MY NEW DEFAULT PICTURE, THE SUBTEXT IS "ALBINO PRINCESS." ACTUALLY I JUST ADDED THAT AS THE ACTUAL CAPTION TO MAKE IT EASIER ON EVERYONE MYSELF E...
Posted by ALEX on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:57:00 PST |
