ROY DANIEL profile picture

ROY DANIEL

FAST, CHEAP, OUT OF CONTROL.

About Me

FACTS FROM THE DUNGEONS & DRAGONS THIRD EDITION MONSTER MANUAL CHAPTER ON UNICORNS THAT ARE EQUALLY APPLICABLE TO ROY:"ROY SHUNS CONTACT WITH ALL BUT SYLVAN CREATURES (DRYADS, PIXIES AND THE LIKE), SHOWING HIMSELF ONLY TO DEFEND HIS WOODLAND HOME.""THE HORN IS A +3 MAGICAL WEAPON, THOUGH ITS POWER FADES IF REMOVED FROM ROY.""ROY CAN DETECT EVIL AT WILL.""ONCE PER DAY, ROY CAN USE TELEPORT WITHOUT ERROR TO MOVE ANYWHERE WITHIN HIS HOME.""ROY CAN USE CURE LIGHT WOUNDS THREE TIMES PER DAY AND CURE MODERATE WOUNDS ONCE PER DAY, AS CAST BY A FIFTH-LEVEL DRUID, BY TOUCHING A WOUNDED CREATURE WITH HIS HORN.""ROY IS IMMUNE TO ALL POISONS AND TO CHARM AND HOLD SPELLS OR ABILITES.""ROY CANNOT BE TAMED."

My Interests

PEE ON ME.

I'd like to meet:

A CLEAN EIGHTBALL, A DIRTY SLOWROLL.A NEW UNICORN, AN OLD TROLL.CAN ANYONE GET ME A MEETING WITH JERE GISH?

Music:

SWEET CHILD O' MINE (AS COVERED BY ALEX PENNEY).

Movies:

RENT, THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES.

Television:

SANJAYA?

Books:

HANDJOBS, BUTT.

My Blog

easter sunday!

Little kids are usually pretty gross, you know? Like, sure, there are some pretty hot ones, and I do rip off their style a lot... but most are, like, totally retarded. Except this one! It's my little ...
Posted by Roy Daniel on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 03:44:00 PST

somebody fuck me??

Hmm... what have I been up to? Oh! Man, so I got this fierce new jacket: I mean, I know, right?! You have to see, like, a full body shot to really get it, but pretty much that craze pattern is the bi...
Posted by Roy Daniel on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 03:50:00 PST

genius city, population: me!

Well. Here we are... face to face... same energy.... ...
Posted by Roy Daniel on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 02:12:00 PST

quickie!

Two quickie lil', uh, chestnuts from this weekend, aka HOW MANY TIMES CAN I SHAME MY FAMILY AND MAKE GOD CRY IN ONE 48 HOUR PERIOD?! - I distinctly remember, in the middle of my floor show (...
Posted by Roy Daniel on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 04:07:00 PST

how i give back to the community

Did I tell you about that one time I almost finally fulfilled my fantasy of fucking a homeless dude? Yeah, it was hot! So, I'm in Lawrence (pretty much totally insane-o wasted) looking for some, ahem,...
Posted by Roy Daniel on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 06:33:00 PST

my summer of discovery

Like, not even jokin', all summer I kept meaning to write a blog about the really intense love affair I was having with the Ward Parkway Mall. But it was hard to do becau...
Posted by Roy Daniel on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 04:26:00 PST

happy bday, eli!

Here's some pretty genius/troll pictures of Eli's birthday karaoke at Balanca's!   (who's that faggot?!) (i didn;t actually take that picture, the dj snatched my c...
Posted by Roy Daniel on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 04:34:00 PST

taboo!

Taboo is soooo freakin' amazing! (The game, duh...! Not that musical, you faggot.) So, we were at Jamie and Chloe's Board Games and Bonfire Halloween Party, and I was introduced to this lil' miracle. ...
Posted by Roy Daniel on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 02:44:00 PST

speaking of...!

Oh shit, last night was, like, the longest walk down Krunk Street ever! ...
Posted by Roy Daniel on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 05:10:00 PST

sylvia part II

Oh shit, I almost forgot to tell you about one of my other favorite parts of the Sylvia Browne thing today! Okay, so there was this weird little, like, Filipino troll thing sitting by me and Zach. I m...
Posted by Roy Daniel on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 10:53:00 PST