DJ KKK

DJ KKK BY ALEXXX PENNEY, GRADE SCHOOL DROPOUT.LISA KKK.LISA KKK HAS LITERALLY THE HUGEST TITS I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. SHE HAS PROBABLY THE BIGGEST TITS IN THE WORLD. SHE HAS THE TITANIC OF RACKS. THEY ARE LIKE THE HINDENBURG BLIMP BUT FILLED WITH SUCCULENT MILK INSTEAD OF AIR. THERE IS BASICALLY NOTHING ABOUT LISA THAT MAKES ME WANT TO FUCK HER MORE THAN HER HUGE FUCKING BOOBS.TRUE STORY! ONCE SHE DROPPED ONE ON MY LEG AND I HAD A HUGE BRUISE FOR DAYS. I AM CONSTANTLY FLOORED BY THE SIZE AND SHAPE OF HER BOOBS. THEY SPILL OUT EVEN IN A TURTLE NECK.THE OTHER THING ABOUT LISA IS THAT I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HER REALLY BAD. I AM SLOWLY WHITTLING HER DOWN I THINK IT WILL HAPPEN SOON!THE TIME I HAVE BEEN THE MADDEST AT LISA IS WHEN I WAS REALLY POOR AND WENT TO TWO DIFFERENT CHIPOTLE'S ON HALLOWEEN TO GET FREE BURRITOS AND HAD ONE SAVED IN MY FRIDGE AND THE NEXT NITE SHE CAME OVER AND WAS LIKE "HEY CAN I EAT THIS?" AND I'M LIKE YEAH WHATEVER. SO SHE EATS IT AND THEN RUNS TO THE BATHROOM AND BARFS IT UP! LIKE IT WAS NOTHING! I MEAN PUKING IS FIERCE BUT BITCH THAT WAS GONNA FEED ME FOR LIKE 3 DAYS! THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO THOUGH.THE OTHER THING ABOUT LISA IS THAT SHE SCREAMS REALLY LOUD. IT IS HOT. I REMEMBER ONCE AT THE THEATER DURING AN INTERMISSION WE WERE ALL TRASHED AS SHIT AND I TURNED MY DRUNK ASS TO LOOK OVER AT LISA AND SHE WAS JUST SCREAMING HER HEAD OFF AT THE BLANK SCREEN! IT WAS AMAZING. LIKE THIS IS NOT A NORMAL SCREAM IT IS LIKE A TORNADO AND A BABY HAD A BABY.ALSO I'VE LITERALLY SEEN HER POLISH OFF ENTIRE TUBS OF SOUR CREAM. AND I'VE SEEN HER CRY IN ALL SERIOUSNESS OVER NOT HAVING MAYO FOR A CHICKEN PATTY. NOT KIDDING.I STILL WANT TO FUCK HER. BAD.ONCE I WAS WASTED AND BIT HER VAGINA REALLY HARD AND RUINED HER LIFE AND SHE WAS STILL FRIENDS WITH ME.ONE NEW YEARS DAY WE HAD A REALLY AMAZING IDEA OF DRINKING AND EATING UNTIL BOTH OF US DIED SO AT ABOUT 12 WE BOUGHT THE STORE OUT OF SPARKS AND BOUGHT A BUNCH OF DISGUSTING BOCA LASAGNA AND FROZEN QUICHE AND WENT TO TOWN. 5 HOURS LATER I WAS TOTALLY SPEWING CHUNKY ORANGE ALL OVER THE BATHROOM OF THIS HILARIOUS VENUE IN A CHURCH! IT WAS SO FUN.ALSO THE FIRST TIME I MET HER WE WERE LIKE "HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" ON THE STREET AND SHE'S LIKE "OH I'M GOING HOME TO MAKE A COSTUME FOR MY PET SQUIRREL FRIENDLY." AND LO AND BEHOLD THE BITCH HAS A TAXIDERMIED SQUIRREL PEEKING OUT OF HER PURSE.THAT'S ANOTHER THING. HER PURSE IS THE SIZE OF A SMALL YACHT. I'TS FUCKED UP. THE ONLY EASIER PLACE TO GET LOST IN IS HER FUCKING HAIR! I'VE LOST PETS IN THAT MOP. IT'S INSANE. AND THE ONLY SCARIER PLACE TO GET LOST IN IS HER VAGINA. IT'S LIKE THE GOBI DESERT. ATILLA THE HUN RETIRED THERE AFTER MULAN BEAT HIM.I WISH SHE WOULD HAVE SEX WITH ME.