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Pat

Thirty Helens Agree...

About Me

LEAVE IT TO PSMITH!
Psmith Will Help You
Psmith Is Ready For Anything
DO YOU WANT
Someone To Manage Your Affairs?
Someone To Handle Your Business?
Someone To Take The Dog For A Run?
Someone To Assassinate Your Aunt?
PSMITH WILL DO IT
CRIME NOT OBJECTED TO
Whatever Job You Have To Offer
(Provided It Has Nothing To Do With Fish)
LEAVE IT TO PSMITH!

- P.G. Wodehouse, Leave It To Psmith

I teach kids why government can be cool and try not to sound like a propaganda machine. I love it.

My Interests

Comedy, punk rock, history, and burning bridges

I'd like to meet:

Canadians. People with fun accents. Neighbors.

Music:

The Beach Boys
The Clash
Elvis Costello
cub
The Ergs!
Green Day
The Kung Fu Monkeys
The Mr. T Experience
The Queers
The Ramones
Jonathan Richman and the Modern Lovers
Screeching Weasel
Sicko
Smoking Popes
The Steinways
Talking Heads
They Might Be Giants
The Unlovables
W F M U

I like a lot of stuff.

Okay, I like a lot inside a narrow spectrum of "stuff."

Movies:

Movies are too long.
I like a handful.
I'll use this space to
mention I love
This American Life

Television:

30 Rock
Arrested Development
The Colbert Report
The Daily Show
Family Guy
Freaks and Geeks
House
Jeopardy
The Kids in the Hall
Law & Order
Lucky Louie
Mr. Show
Monk
MST3K
The Office
The Soup
The Young Ones

I like tv a lot.

Books:

First-person funny anecdotes. Sarah Vowell is my favorite author because she has the added bonus of being a history nerd.
Other: James Loewen, David Sedaris, Kurt Vonnegut, the usual classics.

To Kill a Mockingbird was fantastic. I don't think The Westing Game is considered a classic, but it should be!

And, uh, way too many comedy books...

Highly recommended: King Dork by (Dr.) Frank Portman

Heroes:

Ralph Nader
Pierre Elliott Trudeau

Also: You.
Because you get it.