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Oliver

Stylin' and Profilin'

About Me

I'm heading back to college to study forensic psychology so if you've stabbed your mother to death with a dildo whilst dressed as a bunny get in touch! I also tell jokes on the side as well as rock the back beat for the Funeral Crashers (voted NYC's least skin-pigmented band four years running). I have a pair of pink Converse, a copy of Killer Tomatoes Strike Back and a healthy addiction to painkillers. The total package. Get to know me.

My Interests

Illin', chillin', killin', scrillin' and bob dylan

I'd like to meet:

Whoever made the pillow smell like vinegar? Was it you? You scumbag piece of shit? FIGHT!

Music:

Joy Division, New Order, Smiths, Replacements, Dinosaur Jr., Black Flag, Leatherface, Misfits, Ramones, Field Mice, Julianna Hatfield, Mission of Burma, Dead Boys, Stooges, Camp-Lo, Johnny Cash, Guy Clark, Johnny Paycheck, BDP, Infest, Napalm Death..this could take awhile

Movies:

King Kong(orig), Dawn of the Dead (orig), Fear and Loathing, Cannibal Holocaust, Killer Tomato (1-4), 24 Hour Party People, Rock and Roll High School, Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell...basically all the stuff on TCM

Television:

Twilight Zone, MST3K, Saved by the Bell, Dawson's Creek, Wild Record Collection, Top Model, Meet the Press

Books:

Quiet Days in Clichy, Naked and the Dead, Nausea, the Satanic Bible, all HST, all Raymond Carver, the Zombie Survival Guide

Heroes:

Hawk from LOD and TV's Frank

My Blog

FREE MONEY CLICK HERE

Ha ha! Suck it! I lied!! Tell me to fuck off and die at http://www.youwilllose.blogspot.com Jerk
Posted by Oliver on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST