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colin

Doesn't Saddam look like Daddy?

About Me

I enjoy the simple things in life, like crushing my enemies, seeing them driven before me, and hearing the lamentation of their women.

Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything. - Kurt Vonnegut
aim - ACSlaterJeans

My Interests


I'd like to meet:



Something About Vampires and Sluts

Music:

current list:
teenage bottlerocket, the frownies, even in blackouts

the standards-- jawbreaker. hot water music. lucero screeching weasel. jets to brazil. Tom Waits. Pain. mineral. u2. joy division. weakerthans. the queers. new bomb turks. texas is the reason. cash. face to face. superchunk. weston. deano and frank. viva death everything else i didnt mention here.

Movies:

big lebowski. New Jack City. requiem for a heavyweight cool hand luke slap shot the longest yard the godfather. boogie nights. 25th Hour. The Salton Sea. thumbsucker. talladega nights. anything with ninjas, specifically Sho Kosugi. alot more. ask me.

Television:

24 its always sunny in philadelphia lucky louie rescue me the shield lost family guy college gameday Get a Life daily show colbert report real time with bill maher attitudes with linda dano.

Books:

the sirens of titan player piano women the illuminatus! trilogy the tender bar american psycho fight club the sun also rises siddhartha brave new world post office

Heroes:



My Blog

We must stop it now before it is too late.

At  a recent outing to Brooklyn("The Other Outer Borough"), I found myself fascinated with the hors d'oeuvres spread. Specifically:The Mallow BurgerThis is not an illusion, nor a sleight of hand,...
Posted by colin on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 08:18:00 PST

if cosmo were lenny

no one would even think to bring up making a word a crime. lack of talent and sense is no rally cry for crusade. not buying a dvd is not civil disobedience. its marketing.the rev and the newt are on t...
Posted by colin on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 12:52:00 PST

On The Chemistry of Morning Commute Playlists

Any depression built up from 38 minutes of Leonard Cohen while reading the newspaper can be nullified by a mere 45 seconds of Stevie Wonder. I'm going to hit a homerun today.
Posted by colin on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 06:47:00 PST

Oh yeah, I wasn't done

I suppose I should finish this. As the late Bill Brasky once said "always finish what you started". And that man taught me how to love a woman, and scold a child.Traffic is terrible, as usual, but we ...
Posted by colin on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 09:19:00 PST

Just another southern boy who dreams of nights in NYC(pt IV)

Wednesday June 21st. Surprisingly, I don't have much to tell about the 2 days in NYC.  I mainly went to work and chilled at home during the day, and met up with the Sluts before showtime. Michael...
Posted by colin on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 01:02:00 PST

Hal Williams, James "Buster" Douglas, Randy Savage, Philip Michael Thomas. their connection?

They were all born in Columbus, OH.Tuesday, June 20th.We all wake up in Columbus and proceed to go throught the "who's next in the shower" routine. We finally get in gear and head out to an Ethiopian ...
Posted by colin on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 08:13:00 PST

On the Run from Johnny Law, Ain't No Trip to Cleveland(tour pt 2)

Monday, June 19thSo we drive all night to columbus. I was just about to doze off when Michael took over driving, half asleep. Two near-misses with the concrete wall sparked me right up. I think Beth s...
Posted by colin on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 08:12:00 PST

While not Road Warriors, we still have our laughs(tour diary part 1)

**note: this is all being done using memory recall, as i kept no running notes of this minitour. forgive discrepancies and missing names/events/indictments.Friday, june 16thSo the band hit the road th...
Posted by colin on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 09:24:00 PST

Monkeys = Comedy Gold.

i am sorry. i try my best to be cerebral(in that "one step ahead of you" way, not in that Frasier/New Yorker Mag way). But if you look at the examples below, you will see pure comedy... width="425" he...
Posted by colin on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 08:19:00 PST

This Food Network has got to stop....

captivating me on a nightly basis. Having a show on there has to be the coolest job in the world. You spend your morning in the "test kitchens" just basically *FSU, until you stumble upon a Eureka mom...
Posted by colin on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 10:03:00 PST