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Duncan Trussell

Featherless biped with hands.

About Me

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My Interests

Cooking, sipping the dew from flowers with a straw of gold, digging in the soft morning earth until I find a delicious grub, bringing pollen to the queen, fighting intruders, making mourning noises when we find the bones of our ancestors, feeding skulls to the larva in the hatching rooms, spraying super heated steam from my proboscis, growing more eyes.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

the moaning of a train in the distance, the gasping huff of middle aged divorcees finding love again in the dark and balmy hours of the night, the swatting sound of a fly being smashed, the gentle whisk of a cats tail in dust , the rattle of scales as a nameless thing ventures from beneath a child's bed, the honking of third world horns, and the sweet ding of the jackpot on progressive penny slots.

Movies:

The kind that ends with you and and me enjoying a nice cup of tea and staring up at the stars.

Books:

Dictionaries that have been hollowed out and filled with orphan tears.

Heroes:

Gigantapithicus

My Blog

My maid died on my stairs

I came home today to discover my maid had died while carrying my laundry upstairs. The doctors said Rosita had a massive stroke and was probably dead before she hit the ground. She was a wonderful ho...
Posted by Duncan Trussell on Tue, 06 May 2008 12:47:00 PST

My Trip To A Poison Factory

The Shemix Colthax Poison plant is located just 30 miles outside of LA in the Lower Pasadena Gulch. The Colthax poison plant is unique in that it is the only poison manufacturing factory that offers g...
Posted by Duncan Trussell on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 02:06:00 PST

My first kill

Just got back from a USO comedy tour in Afghanistan. Won't bore you with the details, except to say that I had no choice but to grab a pistol from a fallen soldier and blast an unfortunate muhajadin ...
Posted by Duncan Trussell on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 08:52:00 PST

Just brushed a lion’s teeth at the zoo!!!!

My friend, Henry, is an animal dentist at the Los Angeles zoo. He spends 3 days a week brushing the animals teeth. It's a tough 8 hour a day sort of job, and it's no accident that Henry only has 4 fi...
Posted by Duncan Trussell on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 07:43:00 PST

HOW TO WRITE FOR TELEVISION

I produce a high level Hollywood show for Fuel TV called "Galaxy Cabin Log Cabin In Space" along with Hollywood Big Wig "Brian Jarvis"Every day I get messages from young up and comers who want to know...
Posted by Duncan Trussell on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 02:08:00 PST

The voice of global warming

If global warming could talk it would sound like this: ...
Posted by Duncan Trussell on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 10:32:00 PST

If you were the person wo told me to watch transformers the movie, read this:

No reservations rocked my world. In this frothy romance Catherine Zeta Jones plays a stubborn cold hearted chef, KATE ARMSTRONG, who learns that love and romance are more important than running a fa...
Posted by Duncan Trussell on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 04:39:00 PST

I NEED FREE RING TONES

Does anyone know where I can get any free ring tones? I accidentally dropped a rock on my phone today and it spilled the bottle that all the ring tones are kept in. It was a giant mess. It stained my...
Posted by Duncan Trussell on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 12:30:00 PST

Launching A Pig Into The Upper Atmosphere


Posted by Duncan Trussell on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 07:05:00 PST

GALAXY CABIN EPISODE 1 & 2

These are the first two episodes of the show I have been working on for Fuel TV....EPISODE 1galaxy cabin ep.1 Add to My Profile | More VideosEPISODE 2galaxy cabin ep.2 Add to ...
Posted by Duncan Trussell on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 01:49:00 PST