How To Fight The Loneliness |
My life is very lonely. I know this sounds like a dramatic statement, but it is just the way things have panned out. Believe me, I am not sad or self-pitying about it. In fact, I believe most people i...
Posted by Matt Dwyer on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 10:21:00 PST |
Matt Dwyer: American |
My new blog for funny or die is up check it out at www.funnyordie.com/mattdwyeri am being featured all week. weeeeee!
Posted by Matt Dwyer on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 09:50:00 PST |
My Blogs Hit The Big Time/Getting To Know me Through My Obituary |
Folks,All this week I am the featured Blog Writer for Funnyordie.com (Will Ferrell and Adam McKay's site. I posted a new blog, Getting To Know Me Through My Obituary.To read it please go to: www.funn...
Posted by Matt Dwyer on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 08:36:00 PST |
I Love You Francine Dancer |
What I just saw on television was bewildering to such a degree that I sat up and had to write this. See, I'm fighting a cold off or something and I was ready to spend a night on the couch watching mov...
Posted by Matt Dwyer on Sat, 10 May 2008 08:24:00 PST |
The Hangover Chronicles: Random Thoughts From a Booze Tattered Brain |
My hangover continues and so does the whirling helicopter in my neighborhood. I swear the helicopter seems like a metaphor in a French movie. I feel as if I should be in black and white and occasional...
Posted by Matt Dwyer on Tue, 06 May 2008 03:51:00 PST |
The Helicopter, My Hangover, Baby Boomers, Punks, and the Lust of an Anti-Semite |
This is probably the hangover talking and the fact that I have had a helicopter hovering over my apartment for three hours, which is slowly eating away at my sanity. However, I just saw that ad with D...
Posted by Matt Dwyer on Tue, 06 May 2008 12:36:00 PST |
Broken West Video Matt Braunger and I did |
THE BROKEN WEST "BACK IN YOUR HEAD"
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Posted by Matt Dwyer on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 12:07:00 PST |
Matt Dwyer: Male Femnist (funny or die video) |
please check this shit out
..>Matt Dwyer: Male Feminst on FunnyOrDie.com..>...
Posted by Matt Dwyer on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 02:18:00 PST |
Of All the Things In Life |
He wanted to die at home, so his family and nurses set up the den with a bed and the machines that kept him alive so he could listen to the sounds of his house as he stared at the ceiling awaiting the...
Posted by Matt Dwyer on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 11:24:00 PST |
The Artistic Integrity of Carl Standish |
Carl Standish was a man of great artistic integrity except he didn't do anything all that artistic well at least to others. However, to him he made the most wonderfully flowing lists that could make...
Posted by Matt Dwyer on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 02:47:00 PST |
