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Professional Cockfighter

I EAT SPIDERS!

About Me


I like words.
I write for Ghettoblaster , have a sketch comedy show online called "Sparkle Picnic" , and am hoping to make something entirely different in the near future. The majority of my creativity is compiled at http://www.thirsty-thursday.net .
I am desperately trying to avoid becoming a failure.

My Interests

Thirsty Thursday , Sparkle Picnic

Music:

The chap, Tilly and the Wall, Calexico, National Beekeepers Society, She Is So Beautiful/She is so Blonde, M83, The Real Tuesday Weld, The Weeks, Mirah, Xiu Xiu, David Dondero, Novi Split, the Thermals.

Movies:

Mamet. David Mamet (bitch!).

Television:

I'm ashamed.

Books:

You know, I like to read, a lot, but I rarely do. Other than magazines and the internet. It's kind of sad... I have a few books I'm reading at once, all good, and I rarely set aside time to tackle them. I like wasting time as opposed to using it productively.

Heroes:


follow scja0311 at http://twitter.com

My Blog

Minneapolis: pt. 1

I'm unemployed...Temp agencies = not as reliable as I thought.Neighbors = cool.Me = not really interested in hanging out with cool neighbors.Bums = apparently harmless.People walking on the streets= 1...
Posted by Professional Cockfighter on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 03:45:00 PST

Goodbye, St. Cloud

Goodbye, St. Cloud. As of Saturday, I will live in Minneapolis and play a game of 'sink-or-swim' that I'm hoping works out in my favor. St. Cloud, it has been six years now that we've been together....
Posted by Professional Cockfighter on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 12:22:00 PST

"Rose Review"

I've been hunting. For apartments. In Minneapolis.Most of the places have been decent. Either they're too small, have parking issues, or don't allow more than one cat (we have two). By far, the worst ...
Posted by Professional Cockfighter on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 02:02:00 PST

Dog-fucking/murder

I, for one, get a kick out of this: out of everything we've done and posted places under the "Sparkle Picnic" banner, apparently "Google It" crossed the line and Revver won't run the 'singles' version...
Posted by Professional Cockfighter on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 12:01:00 PST

Sparkle Picnic: Sensual Assault (Episode 11)

Sparkle Picnic: Sensual Assault (Episode 11) http://www.SparklePicnic.com/All right, there you have it, the final episode of "Sparkle Picnic" for series one. We're (kind-of)hard at work on se...
Posted by Professional Cockfighter on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 07:54:00 PST

"Sparkle Picnic: Goat Cheese (episode 10)"

Sparkle Picnic: Goat Cheese (Episode 10) sketch comedy viral video funny...
Posted by Professional Cockfighter on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 02:23:00 PST

Sparkle Picnic: Grampa’s Rubdown (episode 9)

Sparkle Picnic: Grampa's Rubdown (Episode 9) http://www.SparklePicnic.com/...
Posted by Professional Cockfighter on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 12:42:00 PST

Sparkle Picnic: Let The Eagle Soar (episode 8)

Sparkle Picnic: Let The Eagle Soar (episode 8) http://www.SparklePicnic.com/Featuring Nick Whetro of The National Beekeeper's Society and iCARUS HiMSELF....
Posted by Professional Cockfighter on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 03:12:00 PST

Sparkle Picnic: The Candy Van (episode 7)

Sparkle Picnic: The Candy Van (Episode 7) ..http://www.SparklePicnic.com/Aaargh! It's more "Sparkles" for ya! A funny story about an eye patch. More "jokes" about Corey Haim. Someone mi...
Posted by Professional Cockfighter on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 03:32:00 PST

Sparkle Picnic: Space-Docking (Episode 6)

Sparkle Picnic: Space-Docking (Episode 6) http://www.SparklePicnic.com/ALl right, there's episode 6 of "Sparkle Picnic", as promised. This one includes our risque sketch, "Know What I Hate". ...
Posted by Professional Cockfighter on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 11:08:00 PST