An Open Letter to the Voters of Minnesotas Sixth Congressional District |
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Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 07:34:00 GMT |
FCC makes me wanna smoke crack |
There I was. Sitting in the KVSC music office. Reviewing a CD. When the door opened.It was Mike, the programming director."Take this song out of rotation!" He demands."Why?" I ask."I...
Posted by on Sat, 17 May 2008 21:41:00 GMT |
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Posted by on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 20:38:00 GMT |
Ya know, there are only two types of people in this world... |
...people who got freaked out by the wind-up dolls and robots
...and people who got freaked out by the dandelion.
Fuck that dandelion.
Posted by on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 17:03:00 GMT |
Coming soon to HBO: "Phone Survey Confessions" |
Scene from the phone bank earlier in the week. Hello?Hi, this is Donny calling on Behalf of [company name withheld]. Is Carol [name changed to protect the innocent] available? Yes.We're condicti...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 21:45:00 GMT |
Worlds worst customer found. Film at 11. |
This Tuesday I was working at Coborn’s and was about to go outside for my smoke break when an old lady - about 60’ish with blondish-grey hair, about three teeth in her mouth and wearing a ...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 14:47:00 GMT |
A briefe observation on the commercialisation of the Easter Holy-daye. |
When I was bagging groceries at Coborn's today I noticed that somebody has purchased a chocloate cross for Easter.
I repeat. Somebody purchased an edible religious icon, with the likely intent o...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 21:38:00 GMT |
In Loving Memory |
8/24 Never Forget
Posted by on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 11:40:00 GMT |
Donny vs. Mothra |
A couple weeks back I came back to my place from work when I met my roommate. He told me that the landlord had come in any put an air conditioning unit in the window of my room. I think to myself, "...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 21:55:00 GMT |
Words Part 2: Jobs |
As if it was hard enough finding an apartment, finding a summer job has been at least as troublesome... probably more since I found out my position at KVSC pays only a $250 a month rate. The first pl...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 14:29:00 GMT |
