Pretty much, just an LJ repost. |
I thought this was interesting, in hindsight..(It's old and I hope that y'all aren't too disappointed about the serious tone.)http://p-bau.livejournal.com/58119.html
Posted by on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 06:14:00 GMT |
10 easy steps to help you become a famous stand up comic! |
1) Don't be funny.Nobody likes someone who reminds them of how untalented they are.2) Be beautiful or ugly.Middle of the road is boring...unless we're talking about your material. If you'r...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 00:26:00 GMT |
Hack premise, stolen joke, big fake ego. |
A man (Or, a reasonable facsimile of...) walks into a psychiatrist's office. He ambles to what is, presumably, the patient's intended place of head shrinking and glowers at th...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 07:04:00 GMT |
An important word from our sponsor... |
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Posted by on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 18:31:00 GMT |
My Underwear |
My shorts have had an average cleanliness level ten times higher than the levels posted in high school. I attribute this to getting old. I am almost thirty. This is very old.Have you...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 11:45:00 GMT |
Stealing baby Jesus from your local nativity scene... |
...is dumb. Here's a better idea: Take the baby Jesus and paint him with a darker skin tone, the way he probably actually would have looked, if he was real.While you're at it, alter Joseph...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 19:20:00 GMT |
Anatomy of a Movie: Disney’s Robin Hood |
Actually, just a compilation of highlights from my very favorite Disney movie.-The Rooster, our narrator, is voiced by Roger Miller who, also, writes some great songs.-Robin and Little John do drag.-R...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 23:14:00 GMT |
Courtney Love’s vagina... |
Courtney Love's vagina......can see the future but cannot tell anybody their fate....also goes by "Nessy"....is a bad- "Shut your mouth!" But I'm talkin' 'bout Courtney Love's vagina! "Then I can dig ...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 09:32:00 GMT |
Flowers For Algernon |
flowrz 4 algenn wuz a boook aboot a guye hoo wuz rel dum and then he gots xpeeramenttet on and suddenly became smarter. This captivating story follows Charly's ascent to genius level intelligenc...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 09:43:00 GMT |
Please help. |
My friend, Angelo, thinks he is swashbuckling butt kicker Ash from the Evil Dead 'thrillogy'. His recent antics have delighted, embarrassed, and terrified his friends and family.Recently, at a l...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 09:35:00 GMT |
