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About Me

I am a homeowner, but I live with my parents. (update, I now live in my own home) I own a Cadillac, but i drive a Subaru. (update, I drive both now, and sometimes a motorcycle or moped) My career is Philosophy, but my work tends to be more towards the construction/manual labor end of the spectrum. (update, I really don't work that much at all anymore, at least not for money) I have 3 wives, 12 children, and a buttload of servants, and that's NOT EVEN TRUE! (update, that's still not even true)

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My Blog

a bad day turns into a bad week,

and that bad week turns into a bad month, and before you know it, you got a bad year on your hands.Okay, I know that anytime anyone has a shitty day, shitty week, shitty year, whatever, and they want ...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Jul 2009 12:47:00 GMT

A follow-up letter to the previous open letter to womankind

Dearest wonderful beautiful womankind.Wow! I just re-read that letter I wrote to you, and boy oh boy was I out of line! I am so SOOOO sorry for what I said. I guess I've just been in a bad mood. Maybe...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Feb 2009 15:27:00 GMT

An open letter to womankind.

Dearest Womankind,What gives? What more do you want? I feel like I've done everything right; I'm smart, funny, compassionate, giving, and just a generally and genuinely wonderful man. I drive a sweet ...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Feb 2009 09:35:00 GMT

What the hell died in YOUR sink?

Despite the fact that I haven't worked a steady set of hours in about 4 months now, I've become an apartment maintenance specialist. Today I had to discloggify (or uncloggify in common folk talk) an i...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 20:57:00 GMT

I am proud of my trees.

Spring is upon us, and the dormant vegitation all over our fair city is waking up to face the hot summer months ahead, and my yard is no exception. My maple tree is starting to sprout little green thi...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 16:46:00 GMT

Why I don't do drugs...

...because drugs, even over-the-counter antihistamines, really REALLY fuck with my head.Okay, it's 3:47 in the AM, and sleep isn't an option anymore. Why? Because as soon as I close my eyes, I'm seein...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 03:47:00 GMT

My first night my my own house OR.. How to ruin your day in hundreds of ways before you wake up

For those of you that don't know, I own a house that I've been working on for the past couple years, and only lately have I been working on it in a way that can be described as "dilligently." My currr...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 05:14:00 GMT

Consuming more eyedrops than food in a given day.

I haven't blogged in a long time, so here goes nothin'My day started, as it always does, by being immediately ruined upon regaining consciousness. How did it get ruined today? Only one eye opened this...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 20:41:00 GMT

My Big Day part 2

After I dried myself off, I played some games at Newgrounds for about 3 hours. None of them were any fun, just time consuming. Most of them were short animated films, something about a goth chick and ...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 22:19:00 GMT

My Big Day (right down to every last irrelevant and tedious detail)

Well, when I woke up, my PS2 was still running from the DVD I fell asleep to last night. That DVD was Mr. Show season 4. Since it was on, I watched one episode with the commentary on. The episode was ...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 10:54:00 GMT