Watch Me Kick Lost in the Nards |
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Posted by Anthony Jeselnik on Thu, 01 May 2008 12:42:00 PST |
Happy St. Patricks Day, Assholes |
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Posted by Anthony Jeselnik on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 09:59:00 PST |
Wrong Guy Mess Around |
There are two of you, a team, walking in unison behind me. At seven o'clock I've got a 35 year-old male, Caucasian, and I'm betting you're a junkie. At five o'clock I figure you to be a dame, early ...
Posted by Anthony Jeselnik on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 12:16:00 PST |
Consequence |
I'm trying to be nice, kid. That's why, the first time you kick the back of my seat, I ignore you. I keep watching the movie as if nothing happened.The second time you kick my seat, my knuckles lose...
Posted by Anthony Jeselnik on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 10:19:00 PST |
Check, Please. |
"Why do men wake up early to make the coffee?" My waiter has just said this to me. I don't know what the hell he's talking about. It baffles me that a waiter would approach my table and ask me this ...
Posted by Anthony Jeselnik on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 01:47:00 PST |
A Hit Mans Hit Man |
I'm a hit man. I kill people for money or, sometimes, in exchange for free dental check-ups or concert tickets. Of course, I haven't always been a killer for hire. I started when I was six.My dad w...
Posted by Anthony Jeselnik on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 01:02:00 PST |
Writer’s Strike |
NO ONE has supported the writer's strike more than Norman Mailer.
Posted by Anthony Jeselnik on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 09:57:00 PST |
Gothamist Interview 4/24/07 |
Fresh out of college, Anthony Jeselnik moved to LA where he found himself working at Border's books, in debt, and feeling pressured to find a course in life. He decided that he wanted to write jokes ...
Posted by Anthony Jeselnik on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 08:19:00 PST |
