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Daleena Segui

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A roast I wrote for someone else

Laurie Riemer's Roast For Stephen's 60th Tonight we honor a devoted man.Who can eat a 4 course meal faster than you can. His Heart is big and so is his gut.Try to take away his food and he will kick y...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 22:05:00 GMT

Ideas

I need ideas for columns in Newspaper Tabloids like Weekly World NewsSo far i have:HoroscopesBigfoot sightingsU.F.O sightingsNatural CatastrophesPregnancies and Odd BirthsAdvice
Posted by on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 23:38:00 GMT

Spammers need hooked on phonics

So another friend was bitten by the spam bug-- and It is one of the worst pieces of literary trash i have ever read. I mean you are already ruining everyone's reputation why not do it in a style that ...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 16:47:00 GMT

Just because I carry extra meat on my bones

Call me fat all you want captain obvious it just goes to show your lacking in originality, in fact I will do it for you so you wont have to waste your breath. I am overweight, not the bed ridden morbi...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 06:58:00 GMT