A roast I wrote for someone else |
Laurie Riemer's Roast For Stephen's 60th Tonight we honor a devoted man.Who can eat a 4 course meal faster than you can. His Heart is big and so is his gut.Try to take away his food and he will kick y... Posted by on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 22:05:00 GMT |
Ideas |
I need ideas for columns in Newspaper Tabloids like Weekly World NewsSo far i have:HoroscopesBigfoot sightingsU.F.O sightingsNatural CatastrophesPregnancies and Odd BirthsAdvice Posted by on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 23:38:00 GMT |
Spammers need hooked on phonics |
So another friend was bitten by the spam bug-- and It is one of the worst pieces of literary trash i have ever read. I mean you are already ruining everyone's reputation why not do it in a style that ... Posted by on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 16:47:00 GMT |
Just because I carry extra meat on my bones |
Call me fat all you want captain obvious it just goes to show your lacking in originality, in fact I will do it for you so you wont have to waste your breath. I am overweight, not the bed ridden morbi... Posted by on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 06:58:00 GMT |