WANTED: HIPSTER GIRLFRIEND |
You heard me. I want you to be my hipster girlfriend. Here is the stipulation though - I am not a hipster myself, so wrap your head around that. I just do not have the time or energy to devote to bein...
Posted by Harris Wittels on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 11:38:00 PST |
Twisterbait? |
Does anyone know what "twisterbait" means?I have a stand-up clip up over at iFilm and there was only one comment left on it and that comment was as follows: "That was complete twisterbait."I invite al...
Posted by Harris Wittels on Thu, 10 May 2007 03:10:00 PST |
Anyone watch The Hills? |
Don't you find it a smidge inappropriate that Spencer gave the toast at Lauren's 21st birthday party? I mean, jeez. Was Jason not available? Or Hitler?? Who's with me?? Ladeez???? HOLLA!
Posted by Harris Wittels on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 12:41:00 PST |
news? |
So my last blog was kind of depressing about how I broke up with my girlfriend on Valentine's day (my second valentine's day breakup in 4 years no less). So I figured I'd lighten things up around here...
Posted by Harris Wittels on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 01:08:00 PST |
VD |
Breaking up with someone on Valentines day is like converting to Judaism on Christmas.Happy Valentines day everyone.I'm fine.
Posted by Harris Wittels on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 12:30:00 PST |
PLEASE HELP ME |
For two days there has been a faint beeping sound penetrating the walls of my room from some ambiguous direction. It goes three beeps-pause-3 beeps-pasue, etc, forever. For motherfucking ever. I'm pre...
Posted by Harris Wittels on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 02:35:00 PST |
I GOT ANOTHER ONE! YES!!! |
This one is even better than the last. Who ARE these women?????"Hello Dear Friend! Do not think that it is dust and do not hasten topress a magic key "DELETE"! The first, that I want to tell that it n...
Posted by Harris Wittels on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 05:13:00 PST |
Got this message in my inbox...... |
"i am Jennifer James and i am from Houston but presently in Africa for an important issues, i am willing to relocate if i can find a right man of my choice to be with and take care of me and love me a...
Posted by Harris Wittels on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 07:19:00 PST |
I'M GONNA WRITE THINGS...STARTING NOW.... |
I went with Zeph to the Oakwoods swimming pool. I lived there for my last semester of college, and only when I left it did I realize how easy it is to get into that place if you aren't a resident. "I'...
Posted by Harris Wittels on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 01:00:00 PST |
My mom is on myspace... |
Add her as a friend. It would do her heart good. Let's make my mom the most popular mom in myspace.http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user
.viewprofile&friendid=54917866
Posted by Harris Wittels on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 09:39:00 PST |
