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About Me

The Church of Brody Stevens is a serious new religion based on the words and teaching of a very funny, very reluctant prophet -- Brody Stevens.In the days and years to come, this myspace space will be dedicated to spreading his words, his wisdom and way to live a better more positive life.Brody Stevens -- comedian... athlete... reluctant prophet.(oh, Brody has no idea he is a prophet. That's why he's a reluctant prophet.)Join us. Get in the ground floor of the next great philospohical/quasi-religious movement... the next Tony Robbins... the next Scientology... and you're able to get in NOW!! for nothing! how great is that?And remember Brody Mantra 1:KEEP IT POSITIVE! (it helped me. it'll help you)

My Interests

Living a better life. Forming a NEW RELIGION. advancing mankind and civilztion to the "next level" (whatever that is) reducing violence and intolerance around the world. reducing drama amongst friends and mild acquaintances. teleportation. telepathy. KEEPING IT POSITIVE.

I'd like to meet:

All of you.

Music:

radiohead. some Gregorian chants.

Movies:

The Razor's Edge (Bill Murray showing he had serious actor's chop years before people "realized" he did)

Television:

Best Damn Sports Show (but only the bits with Brody -- the ret of the show is terrible, but KEEP IT POSITIVE!)

Books:

The Old Testament. The New Testament. The Koran. the Upannishads. The Tao. Will to Power. Unlock the Giant Within. Best of the Far Side.

Heroes:

In alphebetical order:Allah. Buddah. Ghandi. Jesus. Jim Morrison. Krishna. the Lone Ranger. MLK jr Moses. Rama. Tony Robbins. Vishnu. Malcolm X.

My Blog

What would Brody do?

Hi, Every-Brody! So, some questions have come in here at the Church and it’s time to answer them... here’s one now... ENJOY IT! (Brody Manta 2) Dear Church of Brody,...
Posted by Church of Brody on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 11:58:00 PST

Happy Easter, every-brody!

Hello Every-Brody! Happy Easter from the Church of Brody -- the world’s first and most exciting myspace faith. We here at the Church have taken this day (and our daily bread) to reflect on the P...
Posted by Church of Brody on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:15:00 PST

HAPPY (or is it Merry?) BRODY-MAS!!! (or "What is Brody-mas anyway?")

As the Holiday Season is upon us - we hope you are ENJOYING IT! (brody mantra 2). We also TURN TO YOU (our faithful flock!!) to help us celebrate BRODY-MAS: 2007!!! What is BRODYMAS, you ask... &...
Posted by Church of Brody on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 03:28:00 PST

Important Church of Brody Question: Do I have to be CIRCUMCISED???

New Church of Brody member Billy Reno asks an IMPORTANT question in a recent comment: "Do I need to be circumcised (to join the Church of Brody)?" First of all, THANK YOU, Church of Brody Member Bill...
Posted by Church of Brody on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 09:29:00 PST

Why there is no Church of Dane Cook!

Because he doesn't GET IT! (Brody Mantra number 5)He doesn't LET YOU IN. He saves it all for himself. Two million Myspace friends??!!!That's greedy. That's needy. And, more im...
Posted by Church of Brody on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 08:56:00 PST

Whered You Go to High School?

Where'd You Go to High School? is an important question. It is a question the Reluctant Prophet often asks people.Why?Because it makes connections between people.Oh, you went to high school in Detriot...
Posted by Church of Brody on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:09:00 PST

BRODY MANTRA 5

I GET IT Brody Mantra number 5 is -- "I Get It."Brody Mantra 5 is so important we're skipping over Brody Mantra 4: CELEBRITIES GET ME, just to talk about it...Because I GET IT...I get the joke.I...
Posted by Church of Brody on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 06:17:00 PST

BRODY MANTRA 3

PEOPLE KNOW ME (I KNOW PEOPLE)Embracing people and allowing people to embrace you is what Brody Mantra 3 is all about. For example - if you type BRODY PEOPLE KNOW ME into google images here...
Posted by Church of Brody on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 02:47:00 PST

Brody Stevens just joined the CHURCH OF BRODY!!!

That's right, fellow Brody-ites!! The newest member of our congregation devoted to the Ways and Philosophy of Brody Stevens! is no other than... (suspense building...) The Reluctant Prophet Himself......
Posted by Church of Brody on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 08:11:00 PST

Brody Mantra 2

ENJOY IT! (here's another Brody embracing Brody Mantra 2 -- clearly ENJOYING IT (the it in this case being Catwoman Halle Berry!)) Here again we see CELEBRITIES embracing the WAY OF BRODY ...
Posted by Church of Brody on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 03:20:00 PST