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Tripoli's for RonPaul'08

AMERICA'S FAVORITE STUNT MAN!!!!!!

About Me


Sam Tripoli views comedy as a calling rather a profession. Its a religion that he's been preaching to audiences at comedy clubs across the country and ontelevision, including Comedy Centrals Premium Blend (receiving only one of two standing ovations in the history of the show) or playing a frolicsome turn asa male escort for E! Entertainments Party @ the Palms, On stage he's a force of nature, pacing the stage like a cyclone of funny as he questions authorityand the conventions of our society one moment, then earnestly expresses his affinity for the bizarre the next. His comedy has no limits it's whatever hesthinking about, and thats usually what everyone else is thinking about, even though sometimes we dont like to admit to it. "I like to think of myself as the little voice in everyones head, except I have a microphone and Im funnier," Sam says. Sam is originally from upstate New York, the small town of Cortland to be exact. Nothing of significance happened in Cortland. Ever. No doubt thats whyhe packed his bags as soon as he graduated from high school and headed to Las Vegas, where he eventually earned a bachelors degree in psychology from UNLV.Thats why he knows so much about the little voices in people's heads. It was in Las Vegas that Tripoli was first called onto a comedy stage on a dare. Within a year he had jumpstarted the local comedy scene as a foundingmember of the Mutiny, an improv troupe that worked in a number of casinos, and his own weekly comedy show on the Vegas strip. Knowing that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, Sam headed to Los Angeles where what happens in L.A. is packaged into a TV or movie concept. There heclawed his way to the top of dangerously competitive comedy scene one joke and/or tiger punch to the face at a time, earning accolades from the likes ofNewsweek and various high school newspapers across the country along the way. Sam has recently been writing, producing, and starring in hilarious short films such as Breaking Her Down, Running Stupid, and Party 5-0. Other than that,when he's not on the road performing at colleges and clubs across the country, he's in Los Angeles working on new material, because one day soon there willbe a rapture.

My Interests

crime fighting, sleeping, stand up comedy, mix martial arts, sleeping, driving without a seatbelt, punk'n the elderly, sleeping, dancing, low balling hookers, feeding the hungry, fighting the man, cuddling after hot sex in public, sleeping, corresponding with underage single mothers on myspace, trying to find my soul mate and not fuck it up by trying to sleep with her friend first, not paying back my student loans, sleeping, watching entourage over and over again, having a spiritual awakening, watching porn with women, hunting down Ashley Simpson, sleeping, coaching the special olympic karate team, leaving terrorist threats on Clay Akins voice mail, and making my mom proud!!!!!

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Music:

Eminem, Johnny Cash, Metallica, White Strips, The Notorious B.I.G., Kayne West, Tool, Black Sabbath, Eagles of Death Metal, Jay-Z, he Distillers, Ludacris, Open Hand, Scissor Sisters, Danzig, Faith No More, Public Enemy, Buckcherry, The Mooney Suzuki, The Chemical Brothers, Linkin Park, Dmx, The Beastie Boys, The Cult, Xzibit, Snoop Dogg, Fabolous, Green Day, Usher, A Perfect Circle, William Shatner, The Killers, Lorette Lynn, Louis XIV, OutKast, Queens of the Stone Age, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, White Zombie, Guns n Roses, The Temptations, James Brown, The Fat Boys, Tupac, Young Mc, Ratt, Pearl Jam, The Fu Fighters, Alice in Chains... and so many more

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, GhostBusters, Taxi Driver, Something about Mary, Big Fish, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, Kill Bill I & II, Debbie Does Dallas, Field of Dreams, Karate Kid, Lemoney Snickerts, Matrix, Cheech and Chong, Sin City, Team America, Hell Raiser, Naploean Dynamite, Windy City Heat, Star Wars, The Longest Yard, Enter the Dragon, The Bad Santa, Old School, Swingers, Wedding Crashers, Full Metal Jacket, Kentucky Fried Movie, Blade, Dawn of the Dead, Shawn of the Dead, Seven, The Last Boy Scout, 6th Sense, Warriors, Willy Wonka, 8 mile, Hoosiers, Stand by Me, Kung Fu Hustle, Batman Begins, Man on Fire, The Incredibles, Donnie Darko, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Gladiator, Stanley Kubrik Films, Garden State, Mary Poppins, Requiem For A Dream, Clerks, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Snatch, Royal Tenenbaums, Momento, Brazil, 12 Monkeys, Evil Dead, Billy Madison, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Halloween, Psycho, Real Genius, Beetlejuice, A Clockwork Orange, The Shining, Taxi Driver . . .

Television:

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My Blog

Global Warming,The Stock Market and Unrest in the Middle East, who cares when youre broke

As everyone knows we've unfortunately had more fires in Malibu.  And just like with the tragic fires in San Diego I got calls from friends and family all across this great co...
Posted by Tripoli's for RonPaul'08 on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 02:51:00 PST

Sam Tripoli and Joe Rogan are tag team long distance heckler destroyers..

Hey everyone, I thought you might enjoy hearing a great stand up comedy story from the road.  It involves myself and one of my good friend and one of my favorite comics Joe Rogan.  Basicall...
Posted by Tripoli's for RonPaul'08 on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 07:37:00 PST

Im adopting a child and its my 33 year old friend Jayson Thibault!

I'm proud to announce that in the great tradition, or latest fad, of the Hollywood rich and famous I've decided to adopt a child!  Unfortunately I couldn't find a 3rd world country that would all...
Posted by Tripoli's for RonPaul'08 on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 06:17:00 PST

Guess what, Ugly betty aint that ugly, Id shag it!

Here we go again Hollywood, you've got good looking actors and actresses playing ugly people roles!  Why do they keep doing this?  I first noticed this when I was watching th...
Posted by Tripoli's for RonPaul'08 on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 01:47:00 PST

F@King Robots are coming! Seriously, Robots that like to f@k are coming...

It looks like Tripoli is like right again!  The robots are coming people and these cyborgs are really horny!  For years I've been warning people about the sex robot invasion&n...
Posted by Tripoli's for RonPaul'08 on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 05:27:00 PST

Call 1-800- Bull-Shit &&&&&&&..

Have you ever seen those late night commercials advertising some magical number you can call to talk to hot lonely models in your area?  Really, hot chicks are dying to talk to me?  Why is m...
Posted by Tripoli's for RonPaul'08 on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 12:54:00 PST

Interview with Punchline Magazine

Wild World of Spike star Sam Tripoli is a comedian who's not afraid to take risks literally. When he's not cracking jokes as a headlining comic, he's more than happy to drive through brick walls. By...
Posted by Tripoli's for RonPaul'08 on Tue, 15 May 2007 06:20:00 PST

Playboy, Heaven, Necrophilia, and Trolling for hot Moms on Myspace!

I recently received my brand smacking new issue of Playboy magazine which has Anna Nicole Smith on the cover.  Now I wanted to do what every red blooded American male does with a Playboy, a...
Posted by Tripoli's for RonPaul'08 on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 01:59:00 PST

Come on Imus get your head out of your ass!!!

Well Everyone, here we go again, an old white guy having racial jokes blow up in his face! I pretty much dig everyone, I don't have problems with people based on the color of...
Posted by Tripoli's for RonPaul'08 on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 01:52:00 PST

Trying to blog and my mind is going numb!

What's up America?  Time to blog, it's blogging time, let's get ready to blog............ and I've got nothing!!!!  Seriously Im going blind from staring at my computer all night trying to c...
Posted by Tripoli's for RonPaul'08 on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 03:30:00 PST