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About Me

Northampton is always gonna be home!! Pennsylvania Comedy boy out in Cali...God Bless ya for checkin' out Jonny Loquasto's site...I live in SoCal, the land where breast implants are a common yet economical Graduation gift..This is the OC, but I say that the perfect body, big boobs, and beautiful face are overrated...I mean, ya date 1 girl with a club foot and everyone says you're "Slumming"... So everyone come out and see me be funny so I can continue to spout off stupid jokes...this was a reading from the book of Jonny L

My Interests

Mullet and mustache watching, trying to drown myself at the beach, Sports, Honey Roasted Peanuts, scuba diving, screenwriting, basketball, thuggin'... Watching the "F'n Road Trip!!" and this Schwetty Balls Commercial

I'd like to meet:

Rich people, those who enjoy Comedy and Re-runs of "What's Happening?!"...anyone who likes to watch people tell jokes on a stage..."The Kid from Brooklyn" 'cause he's hilarious...Honest girls who don't play games that will just tell me to "fuck off" right away...definitely Don Rickles, so he could make fun of me...Charles Barkley and the late, great Derrick Thomas

Music:

Rehab, Brooks Buford, Old school rap, MoTown, Bob Marley, Faith No More, Soundgarden, oldies are dope, Camp Lo, OutKast, Rakim, WestSide Connection, Freddie Foxxx, EPMD, Fun Lovin' Criminals, and the legendary Wesley Willis

Movies:

DOLEMITE!!, Big Lebowski, UHF, Tommy Boy, Napolean Dynamite, any movie with Richard Pryor, Dumb & Dumber, "Naked Gun" movies...and any of the "Rocky" movies, even Rocky V

Television:

"In Living Color" is the greatest show ever..."Always Sunny in Philadelphia" is damn brilliant comedy...."3-South" is a kickass cartoon, "Curb your enthusiasm", "Kids in the Hall", "The Office" takes place in PA biatch!! "Rescue Me", Sixers Bball, Phillies Baseball...and every Football Sunday, I'll be at some sportsbar watching my Kansas City Chiefs...and of couse, "Good Morning Sockland"!! Good Morning Sockland Ep.1

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Books:

Never learned to read in college, I knew I forgot somethin' Saying something pointless

Heroes:

Anyone with the balls and class to rock a solid Mustache, people who buy MiniVans for the stylish look, girls who wear 17 lbs of makeup when they go out because the rodeo clown look is "in" this year! Myself because I'm wearing a mustache in this commercial

My Blog

The Tumbleweed Comedy Brigade will meet its maker....

which is I guess, me. It will happen at our 2 year anniversary show on Wednesday, July 2 at 9pm (not that the show has once started at 9pm). It has been an incredible 2 year run, and I honestly can't ...
Posted by Jonny Loquasto on Thu, 22 May 2008 12:28:00 PST

Snoop Dogg....seriously Dogg??

Sometimes a song is released to the airwaves that is just so bad, so difficult to tolerate, that it becomes blog worthy. That song, to Jonny L, is Snoop Dogg's "Sensual Seduction". If you hate rap mus...
Posted by Jonny Loquasto on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 05:00:00 PST

Some people With homes are crazy too.....

I always tell myself to take any stage time I can get, no matter how strange the situation may be. Luckily I listened to myself on my way up to Santa Barbara last night. I was going up there to perfor...
Posted by Jonny Loquasto on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 12:08:00 PST

Kandy Kruise 2007...oh the Silicon!!

So myself, along with fellow comics Chris Edwards, Marc Takemiya, and Steve Farrell were fortunate enough to get the special invite to the 2007 version of the Kandy Kruise, which is a 3 day excursion ...
Posted by Jonny Loquasto on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 01:10:00 PST

I'll always have Paris???

Being a nice, low key PA boy, I usually avoid the LA night life, but this is one night I'm glad I stuck around. My comic buddy KVon (add him) and I were at the Comedy Store saturday night, and he happ...
Posted by Jonny Loquasto on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:39:00 PST

I am the Master Cleanse!!!

So a friend of mine, she convinced me to try this diet called the "Master Cleanse" in which all you put in your system per day is 8 glasses of a mixture of water, lemon juice, organic maple ...
Posted by Jonny Loquasto on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:39:00 PST

Those who have gone to an Orange County Club...

OK, so I tried my best to not be a cynical comic asshole here, but here's my story from Saturday night, February 11th... My roomate's girlfriend's friend had a birthday party at "Sutra", and I was luc...
Posted by Jonny Loquasto on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:39:00 PST

Kanye West & DJ Clue can blow crippled goats....

OK Kanye, yeah we know you're a brilliant & talented artist and you make amazing music and you probably should win an assload of awards, but quotes like "the government administers AIDS" and ...
Posted by Jonny Loquasto on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:39:00 PST

SoupPlantation!!!

I honestly believe that SoupPlantation just might be the best damn restaurant in history...I'm glad I moved 3,000 miles away from home and experienced the delicious smorgasbord of soup, sala...
Posted by Jonny Loquasto on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:39:00 PST