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alasdair

About Me

a bit of a pin ball, in so cal for a bit.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

the guy who does the voice over work for tucan sam. he is a brilliant actor.

My Blog

brief and incomplete thoughts on argentina.

damn fat guys on airplanes. i want to punch the next ticket agent i see.i think there is a conspiracy amongst them to take out their anger on us tall people. argentina:, buenos aires. i love cities t...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 23:36:00 GMT

bee stings and bikes.

we had a lawn growing up. big enough for 12 year olds to play a good game of football, but small enough that the getting knocked out of bounds could be dangerous. One sideline was a row of four inch...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 21:37:00 GMT

why i love my motorcycle

i rode my motorcycle to LAX last night; 41 miles on the mostly cement405. I caught up with a guy wearing khakis and loafers on anotherbike just like mine, but no graphics, just plain black. He motio...
Posted by on Thu, 17 May 2007 18:53:00 GMT

rebel with a GSX aaargh.

holy saturday morning. i am watching corky romano and contemplaing death.  mostly because i'm watching corky romano.  i haven't written a blog in a long time, and the only thing of slight in...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 12:42:00 GMT

outrage at my high school.

 heard about this girl who got kicked out of her high school prom for lewd behavoir.  apparently, she was getting a lap dance.  son of a, that screws the wheelchair bound, cause anytime...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 13:27:00 GMT

waffles and dolphin rape.

Hooray for friday.  I haven't had a real nice belgium waffle in ages.  Could anyone else go for a sweet waffle with some strawberries and whipped cream right now?  I just read that dol...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 08:23:00 GMT

banana bread muffin up in the house

giddy up you muppets. hop in your car and roll to work. fuckin radio doesn't work. radio hasn't worked since about two months after i bought the car.  i took the car to rochester, and coinci...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 08:24:00 GMT

god bless the nigerian scammers

cause they have provided me with hours upon hours of entertainment at work throughout the past years. When none of my friends were around to answer my emails, the scammers would always respond promptl...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 23:44:00 GMT

where's the bun!

i feel like a chump ass chump for writing these things...like the bitchy drama queen on the real world seasons 1-whatever in the confessional booth, but i am writing this and you're reading it. so lic...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 17:20:00 GMT

whalin'

beautiful sunday morning, and i feel i must get the word out that burritos are delicious. breakfast burritos, lunch burritos, dinner burritos.  Wrap food up in a tortilla and BAM! instant delicio...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 11:05:00 GMT