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MARK GONZALES

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About Me

Ever since I was a kid I wanted to be a pro wrestler, comedian or Hollywood action star. So far I’m overweight, a loser and broke.

I'm a chronic masturbator, I fart wayyy too much, I like to party and I like to sleep as much as I can. Sometimes all at once…

Steven Seagal is the greatest action hero of all time.
Fuck you Norris I know you read my page.

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My Interests

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My mother kicked me out when I was 18 yrs old because I tried kicking her out.

I have a C average education and proud of it but it’s usually when I spell a word correctly.

RIP Apollo Creed 1943-1985

I like fighting crime at night while dressed up as a Bird.

I believe Any 9 to 5 job is still slave work, It just comes with benefits.

I’m currently banned on Blabbermouth.net

I like wasting my time making threats of hate over the internet on message boards, chat rooms and blogs.

The Tony McEwing
Drinking game:
Take a drink when:
- When Lisa says something stupid and Tony is
obviously annoyed by it
-Tony’s Story of the day
when its happy
-When someone mentions how buff Tony is

I love watching drunk girls make out with strangers.

(while there boyfriend is in the bathroom)

if I was black I would look like this dude:

heres a pictre of me in cartoonland:

2 chicks at the same time man

Music:

My ipod has 13,000 + songs so I guess you can say I listen to everything. But heres what I mainly listen to:

Movies:

Movies with these people in them:

Books:


Heroes:



My Blog

Im going to shave my head bald if I lose tomorrow night!

thats right people, if i lose my match tomorrow night with Henrietta I'm SHAVING MY HEAD BALD ON STAGE!!!!! so come out to the hollywood improv tomorrow night! guestlist closes tomorrow so send me you...
Posted by MARK GONZALES on Mon, 12 May 2008 12:24:00 PST

Championship Comedy Presents: DEAD or ALIVE 5/13

Hey yo... Championship Comedy is coming back to the Hollywood Improv on Tuesday May 13th! send me a message or email me at [email protected] with your full name and how many people your br...
Posted by MARK GONZALES on Thu, 01 May 2008 08:51:00 PST

WrestleMania XXIV Predictions

OOOH-OOOOOOH-OOOH-OOOOOH WRESTLEMAAAAANIA!!!!My Predictions for tonights Wrestlemania XXIV:Triple-Threat WWE Championship Match- Randy Orton (c) vs. John Cena vs.Triple HWinner: Triple H wins via guns...
Posted by MARK GONZALES on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 11:43:00 PST

Championship Comedy presents "StarStruck!"

Hosted By: Tim Chizmar ProductionsWhen: Tuesday Mar 18, 2008at 10:00 PMWhere: Hollywood Improv8161 Melrose AveHollywood, California|5 90046United StatesDescription:Tim Chizmar Productions Click Here T...
Posted by MARK GONZALES on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 04:20:00 PST

Championship Comedy: The Aftermath

Last night was one of the biggest shows I've ever done and it defiantly lived up to its hype and then some. Rob Van Dam was in the crowd, Ariel (ECW, Salinas in TNA) and some people from the UFC came ...
Posted by MARK GONZALES on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 12:01:00 PST

Mega Movie Review (the way how its supposed to be)

Juno  It was a good movie with a great story but it was terribly overrated and for a second I thought the movie was about a 40 yr old married man committing statutory rape with a pregnant 16 yr old. ...
Posted by MARK GONZALES on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 11:06:00 PST

if you like Ima Robot

then watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=id6FMRlVKto
Posted by MARK GONZALES on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 07:12:00 PST

You know times are changing...

When people you grew up with start passing away. I always loved how everytime I saw you, you always offerred me a beer.  You were the first friend I had to come over my house to hang o...
Posted by MARK GONZALES on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 07:19:00 PST

damn you 10 fw east where it meets the 405 fw on ramps

Monday Night/Tuesday Morning I was involved in a car accident that left my car turned over on. I'm fine and luckly escaped with cuts on my hands.  Everyone thought I was dead or broke something....
Posted by MARK GONZALES on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 02:09:00 PST

i never thought I or this would be said but...

I'm still hung over after attending a weird al yankovic concert last saturday. I think I just mentally fucked up a lot of 7-12 yr old kids...
Posted by MARK GONZALES on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 10:26:00 PST