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Ronnie

It ain't I where I been, but where I'm about to go.

About Me

I'm a Stand-up comedian, Writer, Improviser, and Actor from Chi-Town.Trying to survive this Hollywood grind. AT THE ICE HOUSE COMEDY CLUB IN PASADENA KKK MART WITH OBN

My Interests

Stand-up comedy, Improvisation, Basketball, Football, Music, Working Out, Clubbing, and women with breasts and vaginas (chick w/dicks don't interest me at all).

I'd like to meet:

Oprah, because I want to ask her for a million dollars and see if she would give it to me. Halle Berry, Janet Jackson and Beyonc'e, just to ask them. How can they be that fine and not touch themselves every 5 minutes?

Music:

I love it all, as long it ain't Opera.

Movies:

I love the early works Spike Lee, Robert Townsend, and Eddie Murphy. Movies with Denzel, Paul Newman, Tom Cruise, and Will Smith are great. But, if I had to pick one, I will have to say "Save The Last Dance". I say that for two reasons. The first reason, because that was the first movie I was ever in (I played the Stepps' Slacker, I grab Kerry Washingtons' ass). The second reason, because they still send me checks.

Television:

As far as comedy my top 5 of all-time are, The HoneyMooners, Sanford and Son, Family Ties, The Cosby Show, and Seinfeld. And other show I love are The Sopronos, The Chappelle Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Boondocks, The Chris Rock Show, Martin, and Playboy TV "Totally Busted 3" (I was the token black guy).

Books:

I love reading Biographies, Self-help books and books w/ beautifully naked women in them.

Heroes:

My parents and Grandmom, because they made me who I am today.Richard Pryor, Redd Foxx and Bruce Lee may they Rest in Peace. John Travolta, Eddie Murphy and Bill Cosby. I said these 6 guys because they made me wanna be in show business.Michael Jordan and Walter Payton (R.I.P.) because they made growing up in Chicago a whole lot of fun.