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TyTytanic

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About Me

Formative years were in Japan. Constantly wake up with Helter Skelter in my head. Can't stand comedians who say "C'mon, people!" or "Alright people?". Don't like alpha males...nor alpha females. Best friends are Bob and Heathy-chan. I cry when I spill milk. Just got a new camera, macbook and car stereo. I have mispelt the word 'misspell' before. I speak Japanese. Love Dr. Pepper! I hate shaving. I like to say 'rad', 'awesome', 'no way!' and the phrase 'You don't know ME! You don't know ME!' while waving my index finder. My space is an apartment in Glendale. It bothers me that all newspaper headlines ommit articles, rendering them grammatically incorrect. I like to take my anger out on automated voice systems. I really hate when people laugh at my jokes. ANNOYING!! I'm 6" 1' and slender. I enjoy basketball, teaching broken English, skate the board, silliness, sarcasm, f***ing, censorship, and smelly noses. Additionalize me!


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2009!

So, I was in San Antonio for my cousin's wedding during New Years. Nobody wanted to go out and party like it's 1999, so I took a taxi ($50 one way) by myself to a seedy part of town and drank beer a...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jan 2009 16:50:00 GMT

Robert Johnson

He is good
Posted by on Wed, 26 Nov 2008 12:57:00 GMT

Taxi Ride

Bob and John ride in a taxi.
Posted by on Wed, 26 Nov 2008 13:01:00 GMT

Meeting your Mexican girlfriends Family

Being introduced to your Mexican girlfriend's family can be difficult:"Tyler, I'd like you to meet some of my immediate family. This is:Juan, Pablo, Jose, Jose, Jose, Diego, Jesús, Fidel, Isabel, Isab...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Nov 2008 12:34:00 GMT

How to get Japanese girls!

Guys always ask me, "How do you get Japanese girls?"Well, it helps to speak Japanese. But if you can't, there are other ways to make them believe that they can relate to you and trust you. Just tell...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Nov 2008 16:01:00 GMT

Dane Cook Wanna-be

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Posted by on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 16:28:00 GMT

Keanu Reeves Story

It was 1995 or 6. Keanu Reeves came to Japan with his awsome, hard-rockin' band 'Dogs Tar' or 'Dog Star'! I forget!! There was a girl that I really liked and she wanted to go see Keanu. I knew how to ...
Posted by on Sun, 14 May 2006 15:29:00 GMT

Dr. Pepper

Dr. Pepper is delicious!
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 23:55:00 GMT