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About Me

My Interests

Comedy, Improv, Comedy, Writing, Comedy, Women, Comedy, Long Walks on the Beach, Comedy, Television, Comedy

I'd like to meet:

Malcolm X cause it would be really cool to meet a militant zombie...

Bill Hicks. His light burned bright and and fast.

Chris Farley, See Bill Hicks

Richard Nixon, You know what, I've come to terms with it, yes I am a black Republican.

Richard Pryor because he is probably the funniest zombie not alive...

I guess I wouldn't mind meeting some of you people who are alive too. I prefer some who enjoys laughter. Boring people are the scourge of the Earth.

Side note: I have personally met (or been to their theatre or show) of 291 of my 339 friends. Let's keep the good times rolling people!

Music:

***ClichÃ© Alert*** My musical tastes run an extemely wide range... I dig everything from Metallica (Black Album {self titled} and before) to Lil John and the Eastside boys. I like music that makes me want to punch myself in the face.

Movies:

My Personal Favorite Top 5.... Drum roll please!!! The Big Lebowski, I've watched it at least a dozen times and everytime I find something new to laugh at.... Number 4 The Shawshank Redemption I too am working to set myself free from the prison of my mind... Number 3 Pulp Fiction Brother Q at his best... Number 2 Scarface The Ultimate Tale of a psycho going from nothing to something on his own volition {"All I have in this world is my word and my balls and I don't break them for nobody!"}... Number 1 The Usual Suspects. Keyser Soze, the Devil in plain sight. Controlled the chaos.

Television:

Chappelle Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm (although this last season was pretty weak), Boondocks, Minoriteam, Prison Break (Go Nunez!), Iron Chef (the old one, not the american one), The Food Network (I vow that in my lifetime I will Drop some baby batter on Rachel Ray)

Books:

These are my latest readings....Rich Dad Poor Dad (a must read)... The Old Man and The Sea... The Catcher in the Rye... Lolita (Fantastic)... The Cashflow Quadrant... Wall Steet Journal's Guide to Money and Finance... Catch 22 (in progress)

Heroes:

That dude in the Mirror... Superman, duh...

My Blog

Why Robert Redford is still a star and Sharon Stone is at the Retirement Home

Here I am sticking my nose in someone else's business. Bashir, an awesome writer, director, actor, and hyphenate wrote a great Blog about many odds and ends that he sees in the world. You ...
Posted by Marquis Alexander on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 03:21:00 PST

What I’ve been Up To

Hey Gang,This has been a crazy ass summer. It feels good though. I haven't tapped the keys of Myspace in a while cause I've been typing the keys of my own economic freedom trying to create...
Posted by Marquis Alexander on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 01:51:00 PST

The MisAdventures of Blackman and Soul Sista

Hey folks. I was searching through my archives for some sketches for a show We're pitching (More deets on that at a later date). I stumbled upon this little ditty that I wrote a couple years ago (Yes,...
Posted by Marquis Alexander on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 05:40:00 PST

Jasmine

Alright ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the verdict is in Myspace is now AWESOME!!! Okay some of you will be like, Quis, We know you dumb mutherfucker. Or you'll be like myspace was so awesome, lik...
Posted by Marquis Alexander on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 01:06:00 PST

My Own Un-Romantic Comedy Act 2 Part B

Act 2 B: Stars Collide cont'd - - Ladies and Gentlemen of the myspace courtroom, I have been expounding this saga for far too long. It's day 5 since the initial drunken rampage of words occurre...
Posted by Marquis Alexander on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 11:42:00 PST

My own UnRomantic Comedy Part 2 (A) Yes there will be a B

Act 2: Stars Collide Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, let me appeal to the artist side of your being. Close your eyes for a moment (Figuratively, obviously, as today folks I'm not in your presence ...
Posted by Marquis Alexander on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 10:21:00 PST

My Own Un-Romantic Comedy

Preblog: This is a Blog or a telling of my tale in three acts. Have not the time in one single block to express what vexes me now so My Oh so Loyal And patient readers you'll have to wait for act two...
Posted by Marquis Alexander on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 06:52:00 PST

Slut, Whores, He Whores, And other fan Mail

----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Siggy: The Mistress Dragonear Date: Feb 13, 2006 12:54 AM Hi Quis! I am awaiting for your opinion to this as you always have eliquette well ...
Posted by Marquis Alexander on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 10:30:00 PST

Dispelling some rumors.

Hello and welcome back to Quisland fellow Myspacians. First off let me address a few rumors: No I did not die from an extreme case of herpes, and I didn't have my arms and legs cut off by an angry b...
Posted by Marquis Alexander on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 07:40:00 PST

Death

Death ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Its the inevitable conclusion to our existence. As much as we like to cheat it or to avoid it Death hovers above us as the final chord in the song called ...
Posted by Marquis Alexander on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 02:31:00 PST