ADVICE FROM THE GREEN ROOM (Interview about comedy) |
A friend sent this interview I did after a showin Kansas City last year. Forgot about it =)Bradley is a cool guy and a funny comic. Check him out if you're in town...~DarrenSaturday, April...
Posted by DARREN CARTER on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 02:36:00 PST |
MODESTO STATE THEATRE Newspaper Article |
Spread the red Fatherhood and career keep comic Darren Carter a busy manBy Aaron DavisSpecial to The Record May 22, 2008 6:00 AM While fatherhood is no laughing matter, it cert...
Posted by DARREN CARTER on Thu, 22 May 2008 01:51:00 PST |
FUN TIMES AT THE SACRAMENTO AIRPORT (Sorry woman in seat 14 A) |
Today when I flew from Burbank to Sacramento...(Getting ready for to perform at The Punchline)...I noticed the chubby chick next to me had a shirt that said, "BODY PHAT". I said, "BODY FAT huh? Wo...
Posted by DARREN CARTER on Thu, 08 May 2008 12:47:00 PST |
GAS PRICES!! |
WOW! If Gas Prices get any more expensive I'm going to drive halfway to my destination...call AAA and have them tow me the rest of the way. Ba-Da-Bing! Some people LOVE labels and bragging about how...
Posted by DARREN CARTER on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 10:29:00 PST |
TATTOOS and KID PICTURES |
Told my wife I should get a tattoo on my penis that says, "Caution! Choking Hazzard!" She said I should get another tattoo underneath that says, "Small Parts". ZING!***********************************...
Posted by DARREN CARTER on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 12:34:00 PST |
BAKERSFIELD, CA March 13th Listen to the RADIO COMMERCIAL |
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Posted by DARREN CARTER on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 03:22:00 PST |
Sometimes you dont want to swear. Sometimes you cant wait!! |
My cousin and his wife are coming to visit my wife and I this April.He and his wife never swear.We swear A LOT.Not unnecessarily ... but if I'm drinking coffee and some spills on mycomputer I'm not go...
Posted by DARREN CARTER on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 01:19:00 PST |
THESE TWO STORES SHOULD NEVER BE NEXT TO EACHOTHER! HAHA! |
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Posted by DARREN CARTER on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:52:00 PST |
OBAMA'S VOICE kinda sounds like, "Dwayne THE ROCK JOHNSON to me..... |
Obama's voice kinda sounds like, "Dwayne 'THE ROCK' JOHNSON to me. I'm waiting for him to clothesline Hillary and say.... "Can you smellllllll what 'BARACK' is cooking!"
Posted by DARREN CARTER on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 03:43:00 PST |
NICOLE RITCHIE had baby!! DID YOU HEAR WHAT HAPPENED? |
The baby weighed the same as Nicole.... BA-DA-BING!!!*********************************************** *******************I'll be at The Ontario Improv Jan 30 - Feb 2Call (909) 484-5411 to RSVPMy COMEDY ...
Posted by DARREN CARTER on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 12:26:00 PST |
