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Kevin Couch (El Blanquito del Norte)

Assisted Suicide Is Cheating!

About Me


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My Interests

Voice Chunk Broadcasting

I'd like to meet:

My next employer... and of course Fairuza Balk.

Music:

I have a list that I send out upon request. Robyn Hitchcock is on that list. A lot of 70's punk is on that list. Many bands from Dayton, Ohio, USA are on that list. And of course your booty shakin'-sweat-droppin'-body lockin'-joint poppin' solid gold hits of today.

Movies:

anything with Buster Keaton. Cool Hand Luke, Raising Arizona, rock biographies, SLC Punk, Harold & Maude, Kung Fu Hustle, Blazing Saddles, Superbad, Slapshot, American HIstory X, House of 1000 Corpses, Dr. Strangelove, Half-Cocked, Fairuza Balk movies (i turn the sound down for the chick-ish ones.) The Devil & Daniel Johnston, Ginger Snaps, Shawn of the Dead, Enter the Dragon, O Brother Where Art Thou, trainspotting, Boondock Saints, Sid N Nancy, anything w/ Fairuza Balk in it, (did i say that already?) 24 Hour Party People, Searching For Wrong-Eyed Jesus, Richard Pryor/ Gene Wilder movies, the love scene in The Hunger, the love scene in Deliverance, and the Incredible Mr. Limpet.

Television:

the Young Ones, Kids in the Hall, Arrested Development, Sopranos, Get a Life, the Office, My Name is Earl, Chappelle’s Show, Reno 911, Extras, It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Macabre Theatre, The Simpsons, Human Giant, Mr. Show, The Whitest Kids U Know, Friday Night Videos, The Arsenio Hall Show, Squidbillies, Robot Chicken, To Catch A Predator, Degrassi Jr. High, Degrassi High, and Degrassi the New Genertation.

Books:

anything by Christopher Moore.

Heroes:

Soy Bomb & Fiddle Britches

My Blog

This Song is on my iPod

Discuss. Today when I hit shuffle: Dead Boys Brainiac Silkworm Steve Malkmus n*e*r*d DONNA FARGO T-Rex...
Posted by Kevin Couch (El Blanquito del Norte) on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 09:59:00 PST

Tang Changes Their Formula!!!!!

Why is it that everything I'm loyal to, f**ks me? 1st there was Taco Bell and their chicken club burrito.  I ate 2 a week, then they discontinued it.   My body went into shock and Taco ...
Posted by Kevin Couch (El Blanquito del Norte) on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 07:46:00 PST

A Message to My Gay Myspace Friends

Now that the California Supreme Court has made it legal for gays to marry, please remember that I technically have the paperwork to perform legal marriages, and I desperately need some CASH right abou...
Posted by Kevin Couch (El Blanquito del Norte) on Sat, 17 May 2008 10:21:00 PST

What I’ve Learned About Myself From Myspace

no matter how many clothes i own, i basically wear the same 3 things.  and i have for the past 10 years. i have a tilt t-shirt that i got from the band tilt while i was working at a radio st...
Posted by Kevin Couch (El Blanquito del Norte) on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 05:20:00 PST

Writer’s Strike

on my way home i saw some of the picketing television writers holding signs that said, "HONK IF YOU SUPPORT THE WRITERS!" you'd think writers could come up with something better.  ...
Posted by Kevin Couch (El Blanquito del Norte) on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 03:09:00 PST

I Am a Joke Thief

I've busted myself stealing jokes.  It just happened, and I didn't mean to, but I want to clear the air for anyone listening.  Surely when you listen to a million comedians, a joke here in t...
Posted by Kevin Couch (El Blanquito del Norte) on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 09:52:00 PST

Headsweat vs. Cell Phone. Winner: Headsweat.

No one believes this happened but it did.  first off, i have to explain my masocistic penchant for sitting in hot cars for long stretches.  it started in 1997 when i wanted to see how long ...
Posted by Kevin Couch (El Blanquito del Norte) on Sat, 19 May 2007 10:04:00 PST

Don't get drunk and meet your idols!!!

I THINK I'M REAL CLOSE TO QUITTING DRINKING.  I'VE NEVER BEEN ONE TO SAY "THIS IS THE LAST TIME I DRINK."  I KNOW BETTER.  BUT LATELY, I'VE BECOME THE KIND OF DRINKER (AFTER NOT MANY DR...
Posted by Kevin Couch (El Blanquito del Norte) on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 04:32:00 PST