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Joey Coco Diaz

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About Me

I'M A SAVAGE FROM NORTH BERGEN , NEW JERSEY.(ARE YOU KIDDING ME OR WHAT?) I'M A RETIRED CRIMINAL(WHATEVER)- COMEDIAN(ALL-PURPOSE) STAGE, FILM, T.V., VIDEO, DELI PERFORMANCES, STREET CORNERS, PRISON MESS HALL, YOU GET THE PICTURE, I LOVE ANIMALS, HATE WASPY MINDED FUCKS,BUT YOU DO MAKE ME LAUGH, KEEP TEXTING, YOU COCKSUCKERS................2008...DON'T FORGET ABOUT ME

My Interests

MARTIAL ARTS, MY HEALTH, CATS, DOGS, MY GENERAL PATUA, LAUGHTER

I'd like to meet:

Bob Marley,David Gilmore,Eric Clapton,Lenny Bruce,those are a few, there are to many to name. Who I'd like to meet now, here it is,I'm 40 years old, I've heard every fucking story, if you want to be my ha-ha friend , hey thats cool but, go fuck yourself! I'm looking for family, people who will breathe for me they same way,I for you, so if your in, your in, if not go hang with someone else

Music:

I TOLD YOU ONCE , I'LL TELL YOU AGAIN, FUCK YOU AND GREEN DAY, ITS LIKE THIS PLAIN AND SIMPLE......LED ZEPPELIN, NOTHING LIKE EM , THE PASSION, THE DRUMS RIPPING THRU YOUR FUCKING SOUL, 9 ALBUMS(FUCK CODA) THE REAL DEAL THEN YOU GOT BOB MARLEY,BLACK SABBATH(JOHN OSBORNE), AEROSMITH, JOHN LENNON, STONES, THE WHO, TED, JUDAS PRIEST, ACDC(BON SCOTT)JAMES BROWN, ELTON JOHN,ALICE IN CHAINS, SOUNDGARDEN,G&R,, BIGGIE SMALLS(KICK IN THE DOOR , WAVE IN THE 44) TUPAC, JZ, PAT BENATAR, SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Movies:

IT STARTS WITH THE OUTLAW JOSEY WALES(GREATEST STORY OF ALL TIME SINCE THE TEN COMMANDMENTS) THE GODFATHER 1&2, THIEF, YEAR OF THE DRAGON, POPE OF GREENWICH VILLAGE, GOODFELLAS,MAN ON FIRE,CHINESE CONNECTION, SNATCH,THE MECHANIC, DEATH HUNT, SEVEN SAMURAI, SILENCE OF THE LAMBS,DIRTY HARRY, ROCKY ,DEATH WISH, MAJOR LEAGUE, SPLASH, STRIPES, EASY MONEY,ANIMAL HOUSE,PLANES, TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES,BIRDCAGE,PINK PANTHER(PETER SELLERS)UNCLE BUCK,RICHARD PRYOR ON THE SUNSET STRIP, HOLLYWOOD KNIGHTS,KENTUCKY FRIED MOVIE, GROOVE TUBE

Television:

THE HONEYMOONERS, THE ODD COUPLE, SANFORD& SON, MUNSTERS(ZOMBO), LAW & ORDER,THE TWILIGHT ZONE, BENNY HILL, COURTSHIP OF EDDIES FATHER, I LOVE LUCY, THE GREEN HORNET (THE FIRST TIME I LOST MY FUCKIN MIND AS A CHILD), WILL & GRACE, NEWSRADIO, SOPRANOS, LARRY DAVID SHOW, "EARL"

Books:

JOE MASSINO: THE LAST DON , JACKIE GLEASON, LAST STARFIGHTER, SILENCE OF THE LAMBS, ANYTHING CARCATERRA, ICEMAN:DIARY OF A MAFIA HITMAN, TOUGH JEWS STAND-UP COMEDY....JUDY CARTER,HANDS OF STONE: DURAN

Heroes:

MEYER LANSKY(THE GREATEST JEW OF ALL TIME BEHIND JESUS) FREDDY TERRANOVA, SINGLE MOMS, DOCTORS, SPEAKING OF DOCTORS .....JULIUS ERVING, RICHARD PRYOR, REDD FOXX, HECTOR LAVOE,ROBERTO CLEMENTE, CARMINE BALZANO, ALI,ALI,ALI, BRUCE LEE, MARLON BRANDO, JAMES BROWN, FRANKIE "FIVE ANGELS PENTANGALIE, MY MOMMA, THE CAT WHISPERER, SUPERBAD(THE CAT) JOE MASSINO...................... ANYONE WHO WAKES UP AND PUTS HIS BALLS ON THE LINE EVERYDAY........THOSE ARE MY HEROES.......THE REST OF YOU, COULD GO FUCK YOURSELFS

My Blog

I AIN’T GOT MUCH.....BUT I’M HAPPY

Whats happenin? Its Saturday morning , look at the time bitches, 4:18am.Who gets up at 420 am to hit it ? Me cocksuckers, thats who. Anyway, I don't know if you guys know this, but , happiness is fuck...
Posted by Joey Coco Diaz on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 05:37:00 PST

EVERY 6TH GRADERS WEAKNESS...........................PUSSY

I know what day it is , but this MATTS 1 OG is kicking today. I wasn't going to do anything , I got up about 4:15am,, took a piss , brushed my teeth, and was gonna smoke, eat breakfast and listen to s...
Posted by Joey Coco Diaz on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 07:21:00 PST

IF YOU DON’T PAY BACK THE $20.00, HOW YO GONNA BORROW A HUNDRED?

Its Monday , I Know I've been writing out of whack, Matts 1 OG is kicking this morning , I've been letting it dry since yesterday, I got got some Italian cookies at the Hollywood Farmers Market , the...
Posted by Joey Coco Diaz on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 05:41:00 PST

WHATS A CANNOLLI?

First off, I know , its not Monday , but close. Thank you again for the love. Especially, on my moms story, a death at any age is very hard to deal with, add the acid, WOW. Looking back I'm not surpr...
Posted by Joey Coco Diaz on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 04:52:00 PST

MY UGLY FUCKING PINKY RING

Last Saturday night UFC fans got to watch a fucking animal card ,America cheered for Tito, and BJ penn, but last Saturday I saw something I haven't seen in years , a KILLER. His name is Wanderlie Sil...
Posted by Joey Coco Diaz on Sat, 31 May 2008 08:41:00 PST

One Dime, One Phone Call...........20 Puerto Ricans

I know I said Monday, but again , this story was burning a hole in my soul. This story will really break it down, its early I'm STONED, Fuck IT. My dad expired when I was 3 years of age. Do I remember...
Posted by Joey Coco Diaz on Fri, 30 May 2008 06:37:00 PST

LIVING WITH A SECRET

I'd like to start by thanking "KUSHMART" in Hollywood, for supplying me with Matts 1 O.G., not only does this shit mummify me, but I transform into this writer, last week I was Hemingway. Today I'm Co...
Posted by Joey Coco Diaz on Wed, 28 May 2008 08:23:00 PST

PICK UP YOUR HANDS........COCKEATER!

First off , I gotta say , thanks for the love, I ain't no writer, but you guys know what I'm saying. So its Monday, I'm Stoned to the gills, the cats are sleeping, so fuck it. I had the pleasure of at...
Posted by Joey Coco Diaz on Mon, 26 May 2008 01:40:00 PST

Why coulndn’t I be like everybody else?

Its Monday, I promised I would write something, its tough, but something does come to mind. Now this is a Joey coco Diaz story, it can go anywhere, its 4:26am, I just woke up, I got a Diet Dr.Pepper o...
Posted by Joey Coco Diaz on Mon, 19 May 2008 05:30:00 PST

I guess its time

Plain and simple , its time to write blogs for you cocksuckers. After much thought, I was going the lazy route with video blogs, but I'm a idiot, and almost blew up my computer downloading ,so FUCK IT...
Posted by Joey Coco Diaz on Sat, 17 May 2008 10:00:00 PST