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Lang Parker

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About Me

My first television appearance was on NBC "The Last Comic Standing". Judge Buddy Hackett said to me, "You're a star." Then the son of a gun went and died on me. Now I can't even put him in my DVD.www.langcomedy.com

My Interests

What I like or find interesting? World travel. Border Terriers, especially mine. Any sports outside. Watching Ice Hockey with a good fight,including blood. I'm attracted to guys that look like they can beat the shit out of me- Jason Statham!!! A good leg wrestle. Cow shit squishing between my toes- COME ON I'M FROM WI, what did you expect! A good sharp cheddar cheese. Italian food-GARLIC. A good hardy belly laugh that causes tears in the eyes. A mound of Godiva chocolate. Brutal honesty. Watching a person take that one drink that sends them over the edge from happiness to ugliness. Fascinating shit.

I'd like to meet:

Where do I begin...Paris Hilton's Publicist, Coen Brothers, Javier Bardem, Ronald Harwood, Clint Eastwood, Marion Cotillard, Viggo Mortensen, Hal Holbrook, Chris Cooper, Julian Schnabel,Christopher Walken, Shia LaBeouf, Carol Burnett, Forest Whitaker, Jack Nicholson, Anderson Cooper, Oprah, Jason Statham, Don Rickles, Taylor Hicks (American Idol), Bette Midler, Jean Reno, Ken Watanabe,Tina Turner, Dennis Hopper, Rutger Hauer, Ridley Scott, ....in general- people, I like hearing their story. We all have a story to be told.

Music:

Anything...almost. David Gray, Bagpipes of any kind, Alan Parsons Project, Taylor Hicks, Led Z, Oasis, Tori Amos, AC/DC, Audioslave, Black Crows, Cafe Del Mar, Coldplay, Jesse Cook, Sheryl Crow, Peter Gabriel, James Blunt, Fleetwood Mac, Johnny Lee Hooker, Etta James, Diana Krall, Johnny Lang, Johnny Cash, KD Lang, Anne Lennox, Dave Matthews Band, Willie Nelson, Steve Miller Band, Pearl Jam, Sade, Seal, Sting, Soundgarden, Joss Stone, James Taylor, Radio Head, Kansas, Stevie Nicks, Tom Petty, Queen, Styx,Soundtrack- City of Angels & Reality Bites, Tears for fears, U2,The Verve, Train, The Who, Neil Young...do you want me to keep going?

Movies:

Le Femme Nikita (French version), Diving Bell and the Butterfly,Shine, Wallace & Gromit, Reservoir Dogs, Garden State, Run Lola Run, Walk the Line, Fight Club, Whale Rider, The Great Escape, The Butcher Boy, No Country for Old Men, Who Killed the Electric Car?, Big Blue,The Color Purple, One Who Flew Over the Coo Coos Nest, Mommy Dearest, Easy Rider, Momento, The Professional, Fargo, Animal House, Field of Dreams, Dances with Wolves, Cool hand Luke, Taxi Driver, Blade Runner, The Hitcher, Toy Story, Dirty Angels.

Television:

The Shield, Alias, Family Guy, MASH, The Office, Scrubs, Nip Tuck, LOST, Comedy Central, 60 minutes, Dateline, Oprah, and Prison Break.

Books:

Mad Cowboy (no I'm not a veg., but it made me think), The Secret, Rickles' Book- Don Rickles, All those moments- Rutger Hauer, Freakonomics, The Greatest Miracle in the World, The Missing Piece Meets the Big O, Stiff, Natural Cures "They" Dont Want You To Know About, Anger-Thich Nhat Hanh, Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse, The Five Love Languages, Rich Dad Poor Dad, Journey to the Heart. And you thought you knew me! HA!

Heroes:

Anyone who makes a difference in this world...even if its just to make you think. I'm not a fan of the word "hero". Inspire or inspired by/teacher /mentor....Phyllis Diller, Ellen DeGeneres, Chris Farley, John Belushi, the valet guys across the street, x boyfriend- who taught me to look at my own shit, Coach, my dog...teaching me that life is not a dress rehearsal...shit or get off the pot. Pronto. I want to be more than a ripple in the water.