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Bill Chott

Improv Classes in NY, LA, STL and NOLA, see www.theimprovtrick.com

About Me

I play Thomas in the Farrelly Brothers film The Ringer, starring Johnny Knoxville. Their next project is The Three Stooges. Here is the audition tape I put together:

I have also been in the films Dude Wheres My Car?, Galaxy Quest, and Dancing at the Blue Iguana. On television I've appeared on CSI, ER and Freaks and Geeks among many others. Look for me on Disney's Wizards of Waverly place and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia on FX this fall.On Saturday Night Lives Ambiguously Gay Duo and X-Presidents cartoons, I lend my voice as the announcer and several other characters. I also voice Hundley the Dog and the Doorman on the upcoming Curious George animated series.In LA, I host The Velvet Hammer Burlesque, and appear at Improv Olympic, The Second City, ACME, and star in my own improvisational creation called Musicale!But then aren't we all constantly changing and evolving creatures. Click Here to subscribe to my blog.I'm now on facebook, too

My Interests

Burlesque, magic and other forgotten artforms. I really love to sing...alone or with groups of people. So, I guess that would be "Sing-a-longs". I'm really interested in my wife. And I love to gamble. I should have put that first. Then again, it fits under the umbrella of forgotten artforms. People really have forgotten how to gamble these days. I shudder when some prick walks up to the craps table with his hat on backwards, wearing shorts and literally shouting out a rebel yell when his hard eight comes up. It simply isn't done. You can always find me betting conservatively in a suit or buisness casual. Always betting the pass line and taking full odds, buying the six and the eight. When I'm in Vegas, I don't often pay for rooms or food. That's a forgotten artform. I wish the frat boys and hillfolk would just stay at the money wheel where they belong.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet someone who really holds my interest. Someone who is like a mystery that I'm always two steps away from solving.I'd like to meet people who really talk about what's in their hearts and follow their dreams. I love the dreamers!

Music:

Franz Ferdinand, Black Eyed Peas, Spade Cooley and anything Western Swing, Dizzy Gillespie, Cannonball Adderly, Dave Brubek, Scala, Louis Prima, Jonny Cash, Bing Crosby, Andrews Sisters, Kids of Widney High, Leather Dynamite

Movies:

Abbot and Costello meet Frankenstein, Pulp Fiction, Citizen Kane, The Thin Man, Brain Candy, Airplane!, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, The Jerk, It's a Wonderful Life, Harold Lloyd, Buster Keaton, Laurel and Hardy, .

Television:

Click Here to see ET interview me about my role in CSI. ET is the only entertainment programming I support.Sopranos, The Prisoner, SNL, SCTV, Mr. Bean, Black Adder, The Simpsons, Mr. Show, CNN Headline News, Mr. Rogers

Books:

Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them, Stupid White Men, Zero: The Biography of a Dangerous Idea, The Tipping Point, 101 Tricks with a Thumb Tip, SEX a man's guide, The Stand, anything Taschen.

Heroes:

Batman, Spiderman, Pythagoras, Penn & Teller, John Candy, Dan Akroyd, Harold Ramis, Houdini, Donald Trump, Dick Clark, John Cleese, My Dad.

My Blog

Challenging Work

Hello, you Motherfaking Blogheads, I'm sorry my blogs have been automatically reposting themselves lately. If you know how to stop this, please let me know.I've been really busy lately. I took part i...
Posted by Bill Chott on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 12:52:00 PST

Long Time, No Blog

My Most Dependable Motherfakers, I know I haven't had the time to write in quite a while.  Those of you whom I talk to on a daily basis already know what's coming in this blog.  I've go...
Posted by Bill Chott on Fri, 16 May 2008 01:07:00 PST

More of my comedy online

Hey Motherfakers, I'm one of the featured comics this week on EffinFunny.com.  You can see several of my best routines online.  I've got comedy about 1930's prison movies, Dr. Suess, Bill Co...
Posted by Bill Chott on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 08:42:00 PST

Skas the Limit

Oh You Motherfakers, Last Saturday night was amazing.  It was the Ska's the Limit 17th Birthday party at Off Broadway in St. Louis.  Those of you in the know, know that Ska's the Limit is th...
Posted by Bill Chott on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:32:00 PST

See My Comedy Online

Dear Motherfakers, Check out my stand up comedy online.  I did a show with Mary Lynn Rajskub a while back and now they're starting to show clips from it online. I'm one of the featured clips o' t...
Posted by Bill Chott on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 10:55:00 PST

Disney’s Wizards of Waverly Place

If you've been waiting to see me as Mr. Laritate on Wizards of Waverly Place, please check your local listings. According to my sources, (my sister Mary) I'll be on The Disney Channel at the following...
Posted by Bill Chott on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 07:58:00 PST

Hey Taxpayers!

Hey Motherfaking Taxpayers, I thought you might be interested in checking out how the government is spending your tax dollars: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wnq6cD5jk1Q I believe in killing other peo...
Posted by Bill Chott on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 10:54:00 PST

Superbowl and Mardi Gras

Hey Motherfakers, Can you decode this secret message? Hif Usfbtvsf Ivou Jt Po!!!  If you can, please send me a private message.  Then I can give you your first clue and you can begin t...
Posted by Bill Chott on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 08:34:00 PST

An AMAZING Weekend

Hope you Motherfakers had a great weekend, I know I did.  It kicked off on Friday when my episode of MONK aired on USA.  A few of my lines were cut out, but it was still some nice screen tim...
Posted by Bill Chott on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 04:15:00 PST

More Justice

Hey my good folk, Please read this then click on the link and sign the petition. John Johnson, of Florissant, Missouri,told the story of how his daughter died in Balad, Iraq. He unflinchingly told the...
Posted by Bill Chott on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 06:51:00 PST