Patricia "Patty" Bouvier
Age 42Gender FemaleHair Color LilacJob Works at Springfield DMVRelatives Sisters: Selma (identical twin) and MargeNephew: BartNieces: Lisa, Maggie and LingParents: Jackie and ClancyAunt: GladysBrother-in-law: Homer.(See also Simpson family)First appearance Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
Voice actor Julie KavnerSelma Bouvier Terwilliger Hutz McClure Stu SimpsonAge 42Gender FemaleHair Color LilacJob Works at Springfield DMVRelatives Sisters: Patty (identical twin) and MargeAdopted daughter: LingNephew: BartNieces: Lisa and MaggieParents: Jackie and ClancyAunt: GladysBrother-in-law: HomerEx-husbands: Sideshow Bob, Troy McClure, Lionel Hutz, Disco Stu, and Abraham Simpson
(See also Simpson family)First appearance Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
Voice actor Julie KavnerPatricia "Patty" Bouvier and Selma Bouvier Terwilliger Hutz McClure Stu Simpson, also known as Patty and Selma (both voiced by Julie Kavner) are fictional characters on The Simpsons.They are Marge's two cynical chain-smoking older twin sisters, who work at the Department of Motor Vehicles (DMV) and have a strong dislike for Homer. Selma is the older of two as she was born two minutes before Patty.Creator Matt Groening has said that he named the Simpsons after his own parents and two younger sisters, he has an older sister named Patty who is an art dealer. Julie Kavner has said that she had difficulty coming up with the voices for Marge's sisters, when producer James L. Brooks suggested that she voice Patty and Selma as characters "that suck the joy out of everything
Both twins have a similar look, but there are several easy ways to distinguish them. According to Marge, Selma is "the one who likes Police Academy movies and Hummel figurines, and walking through the park on clear autumn days." These are some of the easily noticeable physical differences:Patty's hair is like an afro while Selma's hair is divided (Selma's hair is divided into an M shape).Patty wears a short-sleeved pink dress and pink shoes whileSelma wears a sleeveless blue dress and blue shoesPatty wears orange triangular earrings while Selma wears purple circular earrings.Patty wears orange circular necklace pearls while Selma wears purple oval necklace pearls.In the early years of the series, Selma also wore "S" shaped earrings.According to the episode "Black Widower", Selma lacks the senses of taste and smell due to a childhood bottle rocket accident. Both twin sisters tend to be cynical and are noted for their addiction to tobacco smoking. They have a strong, mutual (and reciprocated) hatred for their brother-in-law.Unlike Homer, who usually makes a perfunctory effort to be polite (if not a particularly sincere or committed one) to his sisters-in-law out of respect for his wife, Patty and Selma have no hesitation in treating Homer with open rudeness and contempt.There were several instances where they did not seem to care when Homer faced a life-threatening situation. For instance, in "Homer's Triple Bypass", where Marge rushes to the hospital after receiving a telephone call that Homer had suffered a heart attack at work. Patty and Selma — instead of going to the hospital and comforting Marge in her time of need — remain seated at the kitchen table, continuing their activity of cutting coupons, gasping in amazement at the discounts and behaving as though nothing was wrong.They later attempt to set up Marge with a (rather sleazy) friend as a replacement for Homer, regardless of the fact that Homer was still very much alive.In "Mother Simpson", Homer fakes his death, and Patty and Selma show up holding a tombstone inscribed with "Homer Simpson. We are richer for having lost him." This gift as well as the fact that they been saving for this since Marge's wedding causes her to angrily throw them out.Selma's favorite brand of cigarettes is identified as "Laramie Hi-Tars" while Patty's favorite brand of cigarettes is "Lady Laramie 100s".They share an apartment at the Spinster Arms apartment complex and work at the Department of Motor Vehicles (DMV). They have on numerous occasions acted unprofessionally in the course of their jobs, as in "The Otto Show," when they allowed Otto to get a driver's license during Otto's brief tenancy with the Simpson family due to their mutual dislike for Homer.One other notable time was in "Homer vs. Patty & Selma" when Homer had to apply for a Chauffeur’s license to become a Chauffeur so he could pay off his debt to them and they purposely failed him to show how much of a loser he was.She also gives Hans Moleman a driver's license after realizing he is single in "Selma's Choice" despite the fact that he is practically blind.Like her twin sister Patty, Selma is an avid (and sometimes maniacal) fan of the 1980s TV series MacGyver, and they both seem to think MacGyver is a real man as opposed to a character played by Richard Dean Anderson. During Selma's marriage to Sideshow Bob, he insults Macgyver and she takes it very seriously and starts crying.Regardless of their orientation, they also seem to be erotically aroused by the show and the character, euphemistically needing a cigarette after each viewing of the show. In the episode "A Star is Burns" guest-star Jay Sherman (from The Critic) tells Patty and Selma that MacGyver is gay; they respond by suspending him from a tree by his underwear. Selma's favorite film actor was reportedly Troy McClure, to whom she was briefly married.In the 2005 episode "There's Something About Marrying", Patty comes out of the closet as a lesbian, although hints of her sexual orientation have been dropped many times, such as in "Bart After Dark", when she is seen coming out of a burlesque house, and "Principal Charming", in which she lacks romantic interest in Principal Seymour Skinner despite his being very much in love with her. She is also seen saying "There goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality", when Homer runs past her, naked and screaming, in "Treehouse of Horror III", and hiding in a closet on a parade float during a gay pride parade in "Jaws Wired Shut".Selma inherited her deceased aunt's iguana Jub-Jub (a name invented by Conan O'Brien,[2] although this is coincidentally the name given by author Lewis Carroll to a fictional creature of his own devising, the Jub-Jub Bird from the poem Jabberwocky).Most recently, in the episode "Goo Goo Gai Pan", a very menopausal Selma adopted a Chinese baby, Ling. During the adoption process, Selma pretended to be married to Homer, since the Chinese government only allows children to be adopted by successful couples.[3] When the jig was up, Selma manages to keep the baby, as a Chinese dignitary (voiced by Lucy Liu) becomes sympathetic, as she too was raised by a single mother.As children, Patty and Selma were apparently domineering towards Marge and ridiculed her ambition of becoming an astronaut. Their relationship seems to have improved over the years. As adults, the Bouvier twins have a friendly relationship with their sister and frequently visit the Simpsons. They seem relatively fond of their nieces and nephew. They have, on occasion, watched the kids when their parents were out of town. However, Bart and Lisa would rather not be around when their aunts visit. Their idea of bonding with Lisa includes tutoring her in the belief that men are pigs, using Homer as the prime example.Their relationship with Homer remains one of mutual dislike (although Selma seems to dislike Homer slightly less)[citation needed], which involves a continuous exchange of insults from day one. They compare their brother-in-law to a caveman, suggesting him capable of trading Maggie for beer and a nudie magazine. Selma and Patty have occasionally expressed their common hope that Marge will eventually divorce Homer. They are often quick in pointing out his attempts at infidelity, and have unsuccessfully offered to help Marge find a replacement for Homer (although Selma did help Marge find Homer). In the episode "Three Gays of the Condo" the twins went so far as to have a billboard built trying to convince voters to have Homer kicked out of Springfield.Selma once took the Simpson children on a disastrous trip to the Duff Gardens theme park (in the episode "Selma's Choice"). Unable to control the children, Bart manhandles several animatronic characters and Lisa goes on a psychedelic trip after drinking "water" from an It's a Small World - like boat ride (later swimming naked in the Fermentarium and exclaiming "I am the lizard queen!"). After that, however, Selma returned home with the children and asked Homer how he does it, referring to raising children. She mentioned children and they exchanged a hug, implying that Patty dislikes Homer more than Selma does. She told Homer she just couldn't cut it today, and he comforted her.Romantic liaisons
Despite being identical twins, Patty and Selma have had very different track records when it comes to finding dates. According to Marge, Patty chose a life of celibacy, while Selma had celibacy thrust upon her (a sly reference to Malvolio in Shakespeare's play Twelfth Night). This presumably explains her occasional attempts at romance. Her standards are extremely low, as evidenced by her comments on Mr. Burns: "Single, eh? Well, he passes the Selma Test."In the February 20, 2005 episode, "There's Something About Marrying", Patty came out as a lesbian after Springfield legalized same-sex marriage. Marge was initially hurt that Patty had hidden her sexuality for years (though as Patty put it when Marge stated she "hadn't seen it coming", "you could see it from Space!"). However, before Patty's lesbian wedding, her partner Veronica is revealed to be a man who disguised his gender to get into the LPGA tour. Patty's sexuality was previously implied in an earlier episode when her voice emanated from an "in the closet" float at the Springfield Gay Pride Parade. Another hint occurred in "Treehouse of Horror III" where Patty sees Homer naked and remarks, "...[t]here goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality". In yet another episode, a snapshot of Patty exiting the infamous Springfield burlesque house (with only a small fraction of her face blacked out) was displayed during a town hall meeting. Selma does indeed indignantly exclaim, "Patty!" when the picture is shown. In the episode "Homer Simpson, This is Your Wife", which aired March 26, 2006, Patty wooed a tenured professor of Yale University away from her husband.However, Patty did date Principal Skinner in the season 2 episode, "Principal Charming". She refused to marry him, claiming she was too devoted to Selma as a sister to leave her alone. However, she did consider Principal Skinner a gentleman and had seemed to take it hard that she could not marry him, ending their relationship with the words "Good night, sweet principal." (Homer, in that episode, had been looking for a man for Selma and after Patty found one, Selma was depressed enough to go out on a date with Barney Gumble).Selma has actively sought out a husband, having been married five times. Her full name has evolved into Selma Bouvier-Terwilliger-Hutz-McClure-Simpson and possibly -Stu, after failed marriages to Robert "Sideshow Bob" Terwilliger, Lionel Hutz, Troy McClure, Disco Stu, and Abraham Simpson. One person Selma refused to marry was Apu, because she said her collection of last names was long enough without Nahasapeemapetilon added to it. "From now on I'm only getting married for love ... and maybe once more for money." In "Rome-old and Juli-eh", Selma began dating and later married Grandpa Simpson (who had previously dated her mother). Eventually however, they realized that they just cannot make it work because of his age and her career and called it quits.Unable to find companionship in a husband, Selma has also sought to have children. At one point she was considering using a sperm donor but after babysitting Bart and Lisa for a day, she realized that although she wanted something to love, she was not ready to have children and wound up adopting a pet iguana named Jub-Jub that had previously belonged to her late Aunt Gladys ("Selma's Choice"). After beginning menopause, however, she says that Jub-Jub could not tend to her when she was sick (saying that he would "only eat me when I'm dead"), and later decided she was ready for children; she wound up adopting her child, Ling Bouvier (see below
