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Chris Loyd

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About Me



"hahahahahahh!hahahaohhohogod." -Chris Loyd

My Interests

Being a stand-up comic, listen to music, sit at home, sit with the homeless, feeding ducks, eat beef jerky, drive around town under the influence, watch bad things on the internet, light fires, and I like boobs.

I'd like to meet:

The Owner and makers of Rolling Rock beer and Rusty Wallace.

Music:

Bob & Tom for the commute to work, and then relax with the lovely tones of anything that rocks.

Movies:

Good Fellas, Training Day, Pink Floyd's The Wall, Bar Fly, Fear & Loathing Las Vegas, Casino, Heat, Transformers The Movie, GI Joe The Movie, Young Frankenstein, Garbage Pale Kids The Movie, Faces of Death I-IV, Goonies, So I Married An Axe Murderer.

Television:

Studio 60, The Office, My Name is Earl, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Cops, Futurama, South Park, How I Met Your Mother, King of Queens, Two 1/2 Men, Reno 911, Nip Tuck, The Shield, Fox News, Saturday Night Live, The Daily Show, COPS, Raw, anything Nascar, monster truck racing, UFC, Deal or No Deal, Flavor of Love, Celebrity Fit Club, Date Your Mom, Next, Robot Chicken, and Pee Wee's Play House.

My Blog

Moving, Comercials and Short Movies OH MY!

Hey Loyded fans. You guys have missed a lot. I've been pretty busy with a bunch of stuff. Some great, some way not so great and some stuff even I could care less about. I found it time to move fro...
Posted by Chris Loyd on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 07:02:00 PST

Now With No Grandparents

Recently my last surviving Grandparent died due to old age. Nothing major but your organs can only work for so long and then they're done. Pop's (Pop was his nick name) lasted for ninety five years ...
Posted by Chris Loyd on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 01:47:00 PST

Is There A Photographer In The House?

If you're needing head shots, family photos, or even a live remote shoot, I wouldn't go any further than moi design studio. Nora can't take a bad shot. Well, I guess she could but I have yet to see ...
Posted by Chris Loyd on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 09:20:00 PST

Double Wide Liars

My friend Ben Bergman just celebrated his Birthday at the Paradise Park Trailer Resort.  I was very excited about going there since I haven't let my girl friend's ears take a break from me talkin...
Posted by Chris Loyd on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 03:25:00 PST

The Perseid Meteor Fart

I was really stoked for this "grand meteor shower". I researched (googled) the crap out of this too. The chance to see between eighty and one hundred and twenty falling stars in a minute for four ho...
Posted by Chris Loyd on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 09:45:00 PST

Chris Loyd & Friends Comedy Show Version 2.1

Looking for something to do on a Monday Night? Tired of cooking after working one of the worst days of the week? Do you also need your fill of live, stand-up comedy? Well look no further! You'll f...
Posted by Chris Loyd on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 08:48:00 PST

What in the Hell?

I live in an apartment complex in Hermitage, Tennessee. My rental renewal is coming up and they want to raise my rent twenty three flippin' dollars a month. I'm use to less than five bucks. When I ...
Posted by Chris Loyd on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 01:48:00 PST

The Volunteer State Bulldog Association Show

I have performed in many different venues for various groups. Movie theaters, marinas, retirement communities, and even churches. This past Saturday evening, I performed for an organization that sup...
Posted by Chris Loyd on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 09:49:00 PST

Look out Hendersonville, Tennessee!

I know I'll be there. This is a really fun show.
Posted by Chris Loyd on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 04:06:00 PST

1000 Friends!

Tonight/last night I reached 1000 friends on Myspace. What does this mean for me? Well, now I have 1000 friends on Myspace. Should it mean more? Is it like a stoned out Yoda, a cell phone charger ...
Posted by Chris Loyd on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 11:18:00 PST