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Brad Williams

Live for something or die for nothing.

About Me

Here is an interview I did while working the South Beach Comedy FestivalCheck me out in Eric Schwartz's music video SexyCrack!SexyCrack

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My Interests

Stand-up comedy, acting, dancing, professional wrestling, being a dwarf, and punching people in the ankle.

I'd like to meet:



I like people who live for the moment. I like people who don't bitch about their problems and make drama out of nothing. I like real people. Girls who are independent, physically and emotionally. Guys who are tough but aren't afriad to show a soft side. I like females who can speak spanish while rubbing the back of my neck. Who don't care how they look before going out because they all ready know I think they're beautiful. And most importantly, I like people with a sense of humor. Life is funny. God has a sense of humor and he puts laughter in many parts of life that some people can't see. So laugh a little, you'll thank me later.

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Music:

Rock. Classic Rock. Metal. Ozzy and ACDC. But don't be shocked to find Michael Buble and Toby Keith on my iPod.

Movies:

Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail. Swingers. Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Star Wars, Willow (shut up), Point Break, Spinal Tap, Comedian.

Television:

THE MIND OF MENCIA!!!!! Chappelle's Show, South Park, 24, and sports

Books:

The Bible, The Prince, How To Win Friends and Influence People

Heroes:

My father, God, Vince McMahon, and Carlos Mencia

My Blog

Childhood Dream Come True

I feel very blessed to do what I do for a living. I can't think of any job I would rather do. I get e-mails from people saying they are fans of mine. That blows my mind because I'm still a fan myself....
Posted by Brad Williams on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 02:44:00 PST

Big Dogs scare me

I have a dog. I have a miniature schnauzer. Small cute and German. Much like myself. I get flack from some of my guy buddies sometimes because my dog isn’t big and scary. Well here is the reason...
Posted by Brad Williams on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 02:56:00 PST

Why I Do Comedy

When I'm on the road I meet various people at shows who ask a lot of questions and make a lot of comments. A lot of times I get e-mails and people tell me at shows, "Man, I want to be a comedian. You ...
Posted by Brad Williams on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 05:29:00 PST

Funniest news story ever....

So every morning I wake up and turn on my computer and read the general news stories so I know whats going on. Today I saw a lot of things I expected. News on the wildfires in California, World Series...
Posted by Brad Williams on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 01:11:00 PST

Frequently Asked Questions.....

I REALLY did not want to write this blog. I can write about so many things. I could write an inspirational pamphlet that sparks up a national debate about how Lindsey Lohan needs to be dressed up like...
Posted by Brad Williams on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 11:29:00 PST

"Credible" News Reporting by TMZ.com

So last night I went to the laugh factory in Hollywood with Mencia to work on some new material for the show. Mencia went up, killed, and we were headed off to discuss the evening. As we were getting ...
Posted by Brad Williams on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 03:01:00 PST

I finally met Weeman

So pretty much every day someone mistakes me for Weeman. I get constant messages on myspace from people telling me HEY I LOVE YOU ON JACKASS! To be honest it gets a little annoying. Especially when I ...
Posted by Brad Williams on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 06:01:00 PST

Joke Thieves and hacks

So I got a e-mail from a friend of mine saying "Brad, holy crap you wouldn't believe it, there is another dwarf comic in texas AND HE IS DOING YOUR ACT!" I was quite suspicious of this because I know ...
Posted by Brad Williams on Thu, 17 May 2007 11:05:00 PST

More Brad Blogs

Hey everybody. I'm going to be writing a weekly blog over at www.mindofmencia.com Go there and click on blogs to see what I'm sayin...word
Posted by Brad Williams on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 05:20:00 PST

The show of shows

First off I apologize for not blogging more. But I have to talk about the show that happened last night. It was the myspace secret show and Carlos Mencia was set to headline. Carlos called me and aske...
Posted by Brad Williams on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 09:36:00 PST