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Cristela Alonzo

Do the work.

About Me



My Interests

I'm really into my Wii right now, especially golf. I think it's because I didn't know a thing about golf and I'm really good at the game. Now I want to take golf lessons. Of course that happened when I got into Guitar Hero too; I wanted to take guitar lessons. That also happened with Super Mario Brothers. I wanted to become a plumber.

I'm also really into music. I listen to an average of about 5-6 hours a day and anything goes. I just put my ipod on shuffle. Oh and I'm also into ipods. I collect them...every single time there's a new mode out, I get it. I'm REALLY into Mac products...apple rocks and I mean the fruit.

Pork and Beans
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muP9eH2p2PI

I love this video. Just saw it on YOU TUBE and it ROCKS! This is the reason I L-O-V-E Weezer. You HAVE to check it out...if you follow you tube videos, you'll totally love it.

I'd like to meet:

Ben Folds, Jeremy Piven, since they are my celeb crushes, which is weird because they're very different. I would also love to meet anyone that has ever shown an interest in being on the World Series of Pop Culture and The Singing Bee.

Also, anyone that loves the 80's breakdance movie drama, Fast Forward. And those who would take a physical challenge just to make a mess (Double Dare reference).

Music:

This is a hilarious music video written and performed by friends of mine, an improv troupe in Fort Worth called Four Day Weekend. These are the guys that got me into improv. I took classes with these guys. If you live in the Dallas/Ft. Worth area, you should check them out.

Movies:

I love Hot Fuzz, if you haven't seen it. You should.

Television:

Law and Order, Law and Order: Special Victims Unit, Law and Order: Criminal Intent, Law and Order: Trial By Jury (kidding, even I didn't see that), Facts of Life, The Cosby Show, Night Court, Mr. Belvedere, Out of This World, Today's Special, Square One TV, SCTV, Just the Ten of Us, Parker Lewis Can't Lose, 227, Golden Girls, Cheers, Mary Tyler Moore Show...to name a few.

Books:


Heroes:

My mom, who I think about everyday.

My Blog

OINK! OINK! I’m the fattest one in the room...

It's Tuesday. I started a boot camp yesterday. A weight-loss boot camp. I can honestly say that it's the hardest thing I've ever had to do. Ever.I decided to sign up for it because I'm tired of bei...
Posted by Cristela Alonzo on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 01:17:00 PST

Check out my blog on COMEDY CENTRAL!!!!

That's right. I've been writing on Comedy Central's blog for Mind of Mencia. I post twice a day except for weekends. I'm including a link so that you can read it if you want and more importantly, may...
Posted by Cristela Alonzo on Wed, 28 May 2008 01:37:00 PST

How I plan to meet "Los Nuevos Ninos En El Block" or New Kids on the Block, you choose...

Guys, I'm wearing my NKOTB shirt. I just finished watching their concert on the TODAY show. I feel like I'm on crack. I'm sooo strung out with excitement, it's almost like I'm faking it. How can a ...
Posted by Cristela Alonzo on Fri, 16 May 2008 12:37:00 PST

Mythbusters: The Real World Hollywood

Ok, I just finished watching the season premiere of the Real World. I haven't seen this show since pretty much the second season, when coincidentally enough was also set in LA. Anyway, within the fi...
Posted by Cristela Alonzo on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 01:06:00 PST

The Foo Fighters and New Kids on the Block in the same blog?

My back hurts. A lot. I’m old. I think I’m tired because I’ve been re-decorating my bedroom (ugh, I need to stop watching HGTV). And really, WHEN DID I START WATCHING HGTV? It se...
Posted by Cristela Alonzo on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 02:18:00 PST

Childhood dream coming true....hopefully.

It's late...I know. It's after 2 in the morning and I'm awake. It would be understandable if I had just gotten home from a bar or something, but I didn't. Actually, I did a set tonight at the Ha Ha, ...
Posted by Cristela Alonzo on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 02:54:00 PST

My week in "Birthdayham" Alabama...

My birthday was on Sunday. I turned the big 2-9. It's funny how when you're younger, you only look forward to turning 18, 21, MAYBE 30...but really, any other year is like, "Oh, there are more numbe...
Posted by Cristela Alonzo on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 01:27:00 PST

2008: Sequel to 2007.

It's another year. Can you believe it? It seems like only yesterday I was spending my days, avoiding work and playing video games. Come to think of it, that was yesterday.I just got back from Dalla...
Posted by Cristela Alonzo on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 12:04:00 PST

A shot of tequila and penicillin...

It's 4 am now...I'm still up, updating my Myspace profile, which I haven't done in ages. I ran out of options of shows to watch and found myself watching MTV..."Shot of Love". The weird thing is, I'...
Posted by Cristela Alonzo on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 04:14:00 PST

Happy "Be A Pumpkin" Day!

It's Halloween. Today. No kidding. It's the holiday for skinny chicks to dress up like whatever they want, but in a slutty version. For those of you that don't know my joke, um, where have you bee...
Posted by Cristela Alonzo on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 01:50:00 PST