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Cap

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About Me

Read the bio over there.


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My Interests

Poker, Video Games, Dogs, Muscle Cars.

I'd like to meet:

Whoever invented automated customer service. I wanna kick him in the balls. Oh, and I'd like to meet Michael Jordan someday.

Music:

Old School Rap, 2pac, Motown, Michael Jackson, Eminem, Run DMC, Temptations, 80s Rock, Van Halen, Aerosmith, Biggie Smalls, JayZ...

Movies:

Rocky saga (even V), Jaws, Smokey and The Bandit, Rounders, Star Wars, Friday, Coming To America, Office Space, South Park Movie, Pulp Fiction, Goodfellas, On Golden Pond, House Party, Best In Show, Menace II Society, American Movie

Television:

Simpsons, King Of The Hill, Family Guy, South Park, American Idol, Pardon The Interruption, The Cosby Show, Love Connection, The Dog Whisperer...

Books:

C'mon dawg, I don't read!

Heroes:

Michael Jordan

My Blog

DVD NOW AVAILABLE!!!!!!!

HEY EVERYBODY! I FINALLY GOT OFF MY ASS AND RECORDED A DVD OF MY STAND-UP AT THE HERMOSA BEACH COMEDY AND MAGIC CLUB. IT'S NOW AVAILABLE ON MY WEBSITE:  www.johncaparulo.com. THANKS!!!...
Posted by Cap on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 05:05:00 PST

DVD NOW AVAILABLE!!!!!!!

HEY EVERYBODY! I FINALLY GOT OFF MY ASS AND RECORDED A DVD OF MY STAND-UP AT THE HERMOSA BEACH COMEDY AND MAGIC CLUB. IT'S NOW AVAILABLE ON MY WEBSITE:  www.johncaparulo.com. THANKS!!!...
Posted by Cap on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 05:05:00 PST

DVD NOW AVAILABLE!!!!!!!

HEY EVERYBODY! I FINALLY GOT OFF MY ASS AND RECORDED A DVD OF MY STAND-UP AT THE HERMOSA BEACH COMEDY AND MAGIC CLUB. IT'S NOW AVAILABLE ON MY WEBSITE:  www.johncaparulo.com. THANKS!!!...
Posted by Cap on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 05:06:00 PST

DVD NOW AVAILABLE!!!!!!!

HEY EVERYBODY! I FINALLY GOT OFF MY ASS AND RECORDED A DVD OF MY STAND-UP AT THE HERMOSA BEACH COMEDY AND MAGIC CLUB. IT'S NOW AVAILABLE ON MY WEBSITE:  www.johncaparulo.com. THANKS!!!...
Posted by Cap on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 05:07:00 PST

Madden 07 Commercial

Yes, that's me talkin' shit on the new Madden 07 commercial.  Just to clarify, I WAS NOT using the Steelers when I was playing.  I was using the Colts and beating my friend Ari Shaffir who w...
Posted by Cap on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 01:41:00 PST

Learn how to drive, fuckers!

Ever get in a wreck with somebody who has dents all over their car?  I mean LEARN YOUR LESSON THE FIRST TIME, DIPSHIT!!  That's why your car's a bucket.  That's why you got back problem...
Posted by Cap on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 06:51:00 PST

DVDs

What up dawgs!  I wanna thank everybody for all of their interest and support of my comedy thing.  For those of you looking for CDs/DVDs of me, be on the lookout for "Vince Vaughn's Wild Wes...
Posted by Cap on Tue, 30 May 2006 04:44:00 PST