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Mordantly Witty

I am Jack's exploding bile duct.

About Me


You are 80% Sagittarius
How Sagittarius Are You?
You Are 78% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?
You Are 75% Impulsive
You are impulsive, which at times leads to irresponsibility.
It's hard for you to say no to all but the most insane propositions.
But you could care less. While your impulsive ways have gotten you in a little trouble - they've made for a very exciting life! Are You Impulsive?
Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence
You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well.
An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly.
You are also good at remembering information and convincing someone of your point of view.
A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary.
You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator.
Your Personality Cluster is Extraverted Intuition
You are:
A true wordsmith - a master of words
Original, spontaneous, and a true inspiration
Highly energetic, up for any challenge
Entertaining and engaging, both to friends and strangers What's Your Personality Cluster?
You Are 35% Open
You are open at times, but generally you don't let many people into your inner world.
It's possible that you have a friend or two that knows you well.
But to most people, you are a total mystery.
Your Lust Quotient: 67%
You are a very lustful person - and it sometimes gets the better of you!
You know how to hold back, but you hardly ever do. How Much Lust Do You Have?
Your Passion is Yellow
You're a total sexual shape shifter.
You possess a complex sex drive and are very adaptable.
Of all the colors, you are the most likely to be bisexual.
While you are the most passionate, you are very open minded. What Color Is Your Passion?
You Are A Realist
When it comes to romance, you tend to take a realistic approach.
You believe that love takes time, and it's something you have to work hard for.
A bit cynical, over the top romance tends to get under your skin.
Your heart is difficult to win ... but it's totally worth it. Are You Romantic or Realistic?
Never Date a Scorpio
Jealous, paranoid, and possessive - deep down, your Scorpio will never trust you.
And even if you are very trust worthy person, Scorpio's paranoia may drive you to act out.
Instead try dating: Aries, Gemini, Libra, or Sagittarius What Sign Shouldn't You Date?

My Interests

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My Blog

Temptress

I stalk with ease in the still of the night, Knowing you'll answer my warm invite. My eyes are seductive, they are calling you near. Your emotions conflicted between pleasure and fear. What is it abou...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 15:59:00 GMT

"If"

If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you; If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too; If you can wait and n...
Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 21:08:00 GMT

Conflicted

Torn between stability, reliability, responsibility and adventure, inconsistency, and spontaneity. The long term security versus carefree uncertainty. The safe, yet dull daily routine or the alternate...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 16:54:00 GMT

People

We seem to have an issue with revealing the true us, Creating a façade onto our emotional surface. Our outer layers callused, protecting us from feeling, Yet we wonder why it is the opposite that seem...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 16:44:00 GMT

Bag Lady

Scowling eyes look upon her as if confused While children stare as if amused. Her clothing weathered, her hair in disarray Yet no one asks her how shes become this way   She is hurried out of cof...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 14:59:00 GMT

A Soldier's Thoughts

  I've served eight years in the military, thought they were my last...:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Hoped to leave these morbid memories forgotten...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 00:35:00 GMT

Daddy's Little Girl

  He holds her in his arms, and keeps her away from harm. While she looks up at him, so strong and handsome. She's daddy's little girl. He's her strength while she is weak, and it's to him that s...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 13:13:00 GMT

Class Ring

Close to the door he paused to stand, as he retrieved his ring from her hand. All who watched dared not to speak, as a single tear ran down his cheek. Through his mind, all the memories ra...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 13:47:00 GMT

Guardian Angel

Take my hand and follow me. I'll be your guide and set you free. Come with me into my dimension. Fear me not, I have true intentions. I will not let him touch you again. You are not to blame; it is he...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 09:42:00 GMT