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Anjelah Johnson

I wait for the LORD, my soul waits, and in his word I put my hope.

About Me

Check me out on Comedy Central's Live at Gotham on June 6th!
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YES I DO SELL THE SHIRTS! (ONLY AT MY SHOWS THOUGH, I'LL GET THEM ON MY WEB SITE SOON!)
This is Sadie Rockin my shirt!
Re: "The Secret" and every other new age book... Paul wrote, ..The time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine, but according to their own desires, because they have itching ears, they will heap up for themselves teachers; and they will turn their ears away from the truth, and be turned aside to fables.. (2 Tim. 4:3-4)
Matt 16:24-26Then Jesus went to work on his disciples. "Anyone who intends to come with me has to let me lead. You’re not in the driver’s seat; I am. Don’t run from suffering; embrace it. Follow me and I’ll show you how. Self-help is no help at all. Self-sacrifice is the way, my way, to finding yourself, your true self. What kind of deal is it to get everything you want but lose yourself? What could you ever trade your soul for?
!!! This is one of my sketches from MADtv !!!
BON QUI QUI!!!
THE MANY FACES OF BON QUI QUI...
This Slide show is of my recent trip to back home to San Jose, good times!
i'm funny.
My name is Anjelah. I was born and raised in San Jose, CA. I now live in Los Angeles. I am an actress and stand up comedian. I love to laugh and I love to make people laugh. I have 3 brothers and 1 sister. One of my little bothers is on Myspace as well. Probably lying about his age and meeting some hoochie groupies. I love my family. I have a huge family. We love to have fiestas for any reason at all. Birthdays, promotions, Mitchell got a good grade on his math homework. Whatever. I have a cat named Tah-Nes. He is a fatty boombalatty. He weighs 26 lbs. No joke. Right now I am drinking Horchata. On a serious note...
I have been a Christian, since I was about 15/16 years old. In the past 2 years my faith has changed so much. I think it was when my uncle Dan passed away(11-18-04) that my faith (which I thought was so strong) Had completely crumbled. It was then that I realized that I was putting my faith in FAITH and not in Jesus Christ. It has been a few years since he passed and I can honestly say that I am a changed person. I went from being in love with Jesus, to being bitter and feeling betrayed by Jesus, to wanting to be in love with Jesus but realizing that I don't know how. I'm now at a place in my walk with God where He is teaching me new things about himself everyday and I am willing to receive and believe. I love God. I am so thankful that He promised me that He will never leave me nor forsake me. Even when I turned my back on Him because I thought that He turned his back on me. He never left.

My Interests

I'm not on the show anymore, but it was super fun! You can find my sketches on YouTube or catch a re-run!

I love comedy. I love to laugh. I like funny commercials. Preferably if I am in them. I like to go dancing. (only when I can wear my tennis shoes) I love to eat. My favorite restaurant is Telaquepaque (San Jose) My friend Henry's restaurant is good too! (Jaliscos) In Los Angeles my fav mexican resturant is Casita Del Campo! yummy. When I'm tired I like to go on drives. Someone else is driving of course. I love the Raiders. I like to go to the movies.
Red Carpet at Fox's Fall Eco Party...with Wild 94.9's Nessa! ----- On Deco Drive with the lovely Aubry Aquino!

For SiTv, I'm Anjelah...Let's get you, On The Up! (This is my Tyra Impression!) --- ...on U.S immigration...

You have all been asking for it, so here it is....
Tammy...The Nail Lady

I don't know who this kid is, but I love him! hahaha, the best impression of me thus far. Nice work kiddo! - no way....hahaha

The pilot is here! Check it out and Come Visit us: http://www.myspace.com/ordinarymania

I'd like to meet:

Judus. I would ask him, "If you could have one do-over, what would it be?"

Music:


Earth Wind and Fire. Need I say more? Okay, I will. Smokey Robinson, Al Green, James Brown... pretty much any music that was made before I was born. Mariachi music! a little shout out to the familia, "Y volver, volver, voooooollllveeeeerrrrr" I also love Salsa, R&B, hip hop, pop...(did I just say pop?), gospel, house music, Praise and Worship, I like some modern rock too.

This is our family song! At any wedding, party, or even if we are at a mexican resturant for no reason at all, you can bet this song will be playing!

Movies:

The Wizard of Oz is my favorite all time movie. Dumb and Dumber is also an all time favorite. Old School. A Bronx Tale. New Jersey Drive. (not really my favorite, but randomly I just remembered it) Dumbo. The Jungle Book. Aladin. Cinderella.

Television:

UGLY BETTY!!!!! i freaking love that show!! The Office is cool too. American Idol...Dancing with the stars. Law & Order SVU. The re-runs are better. I also love FRIENDS. and the CSI shows. pretty much any show that has to do with a crime being committed then solved.

Books:

The Bible, duh. All the Ramona books. Staci and John Eldrige's "Captivating" I suggest every woman read it. You will discover a lot about yourself. I love Nicholas Sparks.

Heroes:

Grandma.

My Blog

Good times on MADtv

For those of you that do not know, I am no longer on MADtv. After the writers strike there were some budget cuts, and by budget cuts I mean "me". hahaha. But seriously, I had a lot of fun on the show....
Posted by Anjelah Johnson on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 04:56:00 PST

Ugly Betty

  Ugly Betty is my favorite show on t.v right now. I didn't have time to watch the season premiere on thursday so I Tvo'ed it and just finished watching it. I am Sooooo sad right now! I can't b...
Posted by Anjelah Johnson on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 06:36:00 PST

MADtv

  SHEOOOOOW!!! Sooooooo here's the story.... once upon a time, my agent sent me on this audition for MADtv... I got a call back...and then another one...and then another one...and the next...
Posted by Anjelah Johnson on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 10:31:00 PST

Ordinary Mania

This is the trailer to an awsome pilot that I did this past summer. Written and directed by the very talented Donald Sanchez.http://www.myspace.com/ordinarymania ~add this page to your friend list t...
Posted by Anjelah Johnson on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 05:16:00 PST

Dryers Ice Cream!

I forgot to tell ya'll that I booked a national Dryers Ice Cream commercial! yeah!! It's part of an American Idol campaign so it shooould be airing through out the whole season. (hopefully) I am doing...
Posted by Anjelah Johnson on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 06:54:00 PST

I'm ready.

Hey everyone! I'm excited to say that I just finished shooting my very first role in a feature film...real film. hahaha. God has blessed me with opportunities to be in music videos, commercials, ...
Posted by Anjelah Johnson on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 06:28:00 PST

Watch this Clip. Angela Hoover is so Funny!

Posted By:California's Funniest Female ContestGet this video and more at MySpace.comThis is my friend Angela Hoover who took first place at California's Funniest Female Contest. I came in 2nd right b...
Posted by Anjelah Johnson on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 06:08:00 PST

The Grass is always greener...

because it's usually astro-turf.
Posted by Anjelah Johnson on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 01:13:00 PST

New pics from San Jose!

It was a busy week in San Jose. Mitchell's High school graduation and Nia's Kindergarden graduation! fun fun fun. Melisha (portugese voice) haha I have known this girl since she was born! Kristy, G...
Posted by Anjelah Johnson on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 06:59:00 PST

2nd Place!

This past Saturday I finished 2nd in the California's Funniest Female Contest! yippie! It was lots of fun. The other comics were really funny and it was an honor to be performing with them. Angel...
Posted by Anjelah Johnson on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 01:21:00 PST