About Me
"If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth. In the first place, that stuff bores me, and in the second place, my parents would have about two hemorrhages apiece if I told anything pretty personal about them."
3 things you need to read to know all there is to know about life: The Bible, Bob Dylan lyrics, and Dr. Seuss books, think about it, it's mind bottling. You really should know the significance of "2+2=5." Not much to know about me, however. I love my family. I'm the oldest of 6. I'm not interesting. I'm from NJ. I live in LA. I want to do what 90% of the people in LA want to do. I'm very good at what I do, but in this town, that doesn't really matter. I love sports. I love history. Baseball combines the two very well.That being said, I am a die hard Red Sox fan and was one BEFORE 2004. Talk about childhood heartbreak. I'm insecure but over confident. I loved and lost. I loved and learned. Never again. Against my own feelings, I value what two people who should be close to everyone's hearts once said "All you need is love, love is all you need..." I don't eat very healthy, when i even eat at all. I drink a lot of water and drink a lot of rum. James Dean went out the right way. I'm not happy. I appear to be, but that's mainly because I don't like to be the reason anyone is upset. I like pizza. Not west coast pizza. Rocky Balboa is a huge part of who i am. I'm random, all over the place. That's a good thing. People should use their instincts more. We wouldn't make as many mistakes. Most new rap sucks, it has no soul. Most new rock also sucks for the same reason. Bulldogs, especially their puppies, are aces in my book. I'm a little uncomfortable typing this. Holden Caulfield was cool in a way. Patrick Bateman is a lot cooler. Don't forget kids, if done right, there is no defense for Crane Technique.
"There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there."
